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The camera zooms out to reveal today’s character, which was implied to be Joker from Batman. While this is happening, creepy circus-like music plays in the background.

Joker: *maniacal laughter* Welcome to Joker’s Kitchers! Today we are making giant hamburger.

It then cuts to various scenes where Joker lists down the ingredients.

Joker: Horse meat…

Joker then puts down the meat to a table. The next few scenes show Joker holding a specific item, which is shown when he says the name of the items.

Joker: Red hot chilli peppers, grass of death, oil from Iraq, cheese from Sao Paulo from Brazil!

Joker then smells a piece of bread in his hand.

Joker: Ahhhhh, bread made in Turkey...

The video cuts to Joker making the burger, with complementing music.

Joker: First put red hot chilli peppers.

Joker proceeds to dump the pepper powder into a bowl, and then another shot is shown where he shakes the bowl, likely to even out the surface of said peppers.

Joker: Now put oil...

He then dumps the oil to both the bowl and a pan, making some sort of sauce. After that, Joker mixes the oil and pepper, and he inserts the meat into the chili sauce, mixing it in the process. Another shot is shown, showing Joker cutting the bread with an axe. He then spreads out the bread using his hands while laughing maniacally, and then he puts in the cheese.

Joker: (while stacking the meat) Very very horrible spicy, horrible horrible spicy...

The music changes, with Joker squeezing the meat together and putting the meat in the oil pan. He then spreads the meat to a shape that resembles a burger patty. Then, he inserts the “grass of death” (when in reality it’s probably just some leaves).

Joker: IT IS JOKER HAMBURGER! *even more maniacal laughter*

The scene cuts to Joker, standing next to a fireplace.

Joker: Cook on thousand degrees!

A little montage plays, showing the meat being grilled (while in a bowl). This goes on for a while. He checks the meat with an axe, and then a scene is shown where the meat seems to be cooling down.

Joker: Cooling down horse meat! *some maniacal laughter*

It then cuts to a scene where Joker is finalizing the burger.

Joker: It is Joker’s big hamburgers. *how many times would i hear bootleg fat joker laugh maniacally?*

Joker flips one side of the bread to match the other side. It then cuts to Joker holding the burger.

Joker: I am going to eat this hamburgers. *sniffs the burger* *evil_laugh_mp3*

It then cuts to Joker “””””””””””eating”””””””””””””””””””””””” the burger. During this last scene, the music fades from the previous one to the circus music used in the beginning of the video.

Joker: Mmmm… It is horrible…

The burger emits a green gas. Joker gets a bit close while holding the burger on one hand.

Joker: Crazy hamburger… CRAZY HAMBURGER! IT IS HORRIBLE! CRRRRAZY HAMBURGER! CRRRAZY HAMBURGER! CRAZY HAMBURGEEER! *cries in disgust(??)*

Joker throws the burger to a nearby small river. The video ends, with the screen fading to black.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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33.5 hrs on record (26.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 21 November, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
13.8 hrs on record
The soundtrack made me wet, not in a good way
Posted 16 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.8 hrs on record
epic MonkaS
Posted 9 April, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.7 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
epic
Posted 26 February, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
8.3 hrs on record
epic
Posted 26 March, 2022. Last edited 14 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
epic
Posted 30 November, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
100.9 hrs on record (55.3 hrs at review time)
epic
Posted 21 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,573.2 hrs on record (1,604.7 hrs at review time)
yolo
Posted 25 November, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.5 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
epic
Posted 2 December, 2013. Last edited 14 January, 2023.
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