Recent reviews by apricot

facory

There is no game quite like Bean Battles.
I have played games like Monster Hunter and Portal, but this transcends everything either of those games were.
There is now a fine line in the gaming industry; games that are Bean Battles and games that are not.
Everything about this game is just amazing and realistic, I couldn't recommend it more highly.

If this world no longer had Bean Battles, I would give up everything to play it once more. My wife, my child, everything that I own, everything that I am.

And, well, let's just say that this game speaks to me on a personal level. ;).

this is a game you boot up once to see how pretty it is, then turn off and play the original portal. the physics are broken in a physics based puzzle game. im so baffled they managed to ♥♥♥♥ up an already made game.

leaf :)

monkey

poo poo smelly

Doom Eternal but bad

After completing everything the game has to offer in its current state, I can say without a doubt one of the greatest FPS's, and most definitely the best DOOM game. If you're thinking about getting this game, just get it, it's too good to pass up. I've played through the single player campaign several times and it gets better every time; you know how to deal with certain enemies better, and you're just overall better at the game. The multiplayer is not as bad as some people say, although it does need a lot of balancing work. You more often than not queue with someone on the enemy team who is much higher level and skill than you and the game ends in three minutes, but those games where you do find someone of equal skill, it is very fun. If this game doesn't get best soundtrack of the year, we are gonna have a problem.

♥♥♥♥ the kelp forest

This game had me at "demon girl harem"