Recent reviews by abacs21

Obligatory long-deserved negative review.

♥♥♥♥ CVs and subs, ♥♥♥♥ the increasingly predatory money-grabbing events full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lootboxes and overpriced bundles, and ♥♥♥♥ the constant reduction of rewards for absurdly grindy events.

But most of all, ♥♥♥♥ CVs and subs.

Should've started doing cocaine instead, less addictive.

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

Left 4 Dead meets Postal 2 made autistic. A buttload of fun with friends for the price of a Snickers bar.

Jeep doesn't start with G you meathead

(This review is mostly for Supreme Commander as a whole, not only the FA expansion)
One of my absolute favourites in the RTS genre, this game creates the sense of an actual war with its immense scale and (for its time) very good visuals (still looks pretty good).

4 nations, countless units divided into tiers, a fairly standard for the genre resource collection, and a fresh element (intel gathering) ensures a game with nigh limitless options for strategies, especially on the bigger maps (the largest ones are 80x80km in size, that can give you a rough idea just how big this game is).

The expansion (Forged Alliance) brings in even more units, rebalances for existing ones and some new effects as well as a brand new faction (the Seraphim) that make it well worth the price, not to speak of the fact it's a standalone so you can play it without the original SupCom. The game also has mod support, and there are a few really good ones that were made since the game was released (some are still being updated).

Simply put, a must-have for any RTS fan, few games will be able to bring you a similarly amazing experience such as this one.

Is veri gud game. Trust me, I'm an engineer

Have you ever wanted to swing a giant glowing dildo while fighting off hordes of aliens and a giant Saints Flow can with arms and legs, all while being completely naked?

If yes, this game is for you.

I kept kicking a taliban's head for 20 minutes before it exploded.

11/10

An amazing little game that lets you choose a song and automatically create a course that moves along the tempo, speeding up and slowing down according to the song. There are multiple "gamemodes", which have somewhat different tasks and abilities you can use, but I prefer the simplest "mono" mode where all you have to do is collect the colored blocks and avoid grey ones for the highest possible score.
Perhaps the biggest advantage of the game is that it can use literally any sound file, but you preferably want to play it with some music you like <.<