Recent reviews by A French Monkey

An ex-yakuza and an ex-cop team up to beat down homeless guys.
10/10 for realism.

Camp counselor is probably the most dangerous job in the US.

Very charming, but the combat really did not click for me.

Extremely charming in the first few hours (mostly thanks to the Ghibli art and music), but the combat mechanics and the pacing are all over the place.
The game is honestly not fun, and the story clearly not exceptional enough to help people push through till the end. I did, and the only thing I can say about it is: F*ck Drippy, that condescending c*nt ruined the game even more for me.

Hey Zach… Sorry for not calling you in over ten years. I’m glad we got to spend some time together one last time.
It was a hell of a ride, but we sure had fun, didn’t we ?

Final Fantasy Tactics, but in alternate reality revolutionary France and everybody speaks Chinese.
Brilliant.