"Big ♥♥♥♥ energy, nah.. Big ♥♥♥♥ electricity. " - Nick D.

"♥♥♥♥ you Laddehhh." *In a really cringy Scottish accent* - Caleb K.

"HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLY SALT." - Me

"Tie me up with cement" *In a really kinky way* - Sean P.

"Flipping chubby ass toddler hands, It's like someone took an air pump, pumped up the palms of that child's hands, and left his little sausage fingers.." - B

"I'm bout to make dat lion bring dat ass heaa" *In a really broken African accent* - Me but overused by Dubs..

𝑅𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐴𝑠𝑠 - Getting a ride to go home from Sean and his dad, Caleb and I are in the backseat, while Sean's upfront. This all goes down texting on Snapchat.
Caleb: I'm gonna rip ass
Me: Hold it dood, HOLD ITTT
Caleb: No, I can't dude
Me: PUCKER THAT BUTTHOLE
Caleb: I'm so sorry...
Me: NO, CALEB DON'T
Caleb: Oh God.
Me: I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
Caleb: It's turning my underwear to dust
Me: NOOO
Caleb: Burning through the leather in the seats
I gonna have a six pack on my ass from holding this
Me: *Laughing Emoji*
Caleb (As I'm walking into my house): It happened, Sean's skin is deteriorating, and his dad is
just a skeleton.

"Pasta Man.." *gently slaps Nick's cheek* - Caleb

"Black Ripple" *referring to dubs* - Caleb

𝑊𝑒 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛 𝐼𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑛𝑎 - Caden and I in Discord using really retarded sounding voices..
Caden: I WANNA
Me: YOU WANNA WAT?
Caden: I WANNA
Me: YOU WANNA IGUANA?
Caden *laughing*: I WANNA IGUANA
Me *arguing*: I WANNA IGUANA!
Caden *whipping out his guitar and starts singing*: I WAAAANNAAA, EEEEGUAANAAAA
Me: *singing along*
(yes i know it doesn't seem that funny but if you hear the voices, you'll die too..)

"I GOT SUNSHIIIIIIIINE, ON A CLOOOUUUDY DAY." - Me whenever I see Caleb texting a girl.

"♥♥♥♥...You................................................♥♥♥♥♥." - Nick while driving and Caleb in the back fiercly yells STOP.

*smooching noises* - Me before I disconnect discord leaving Caleb (never smooches back)

"So how's bagged Milk?" - My first question for Caleb's Canadian friend

𝑃𝑖𝑧𝑧𝑎 #800
B: You will be sitting on my couch watching Stranger Things and getting mad at me cause I'm
ordering pizza for like the 800th night in a row. And then you will just give in to my pizza buying
mistakes and just shame me as I eat my pizza and laugh and then you will give in and eat my
delicious pizza and say how we better not have it tmr night cause u will be back and then
guess what... we will have it tmr night
Me: Oh God..

"Yeah like bippidy bobbidy boop, flippidy dippidy dop, I'm never gonna stop" - B

"If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd be bitten first. Then turn into Mr. Zambi Bambi" - Me

"My nose is doing that spaz thing again, I be tearing up" - Me

"Eight to Four? What a ♥♥♥♥♥..." - Nick

"I like me some Moisty Mire.." - Nick

𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳y **Can Be Incredibly Offensive To You SJW's**
Nick: I like going Flush Factory.. It actually gives you a lot of loot.
Me: I like going Tilted..
Nick: What's the use of going there if you get killed in the first two seconds.
Me: I'm just really good at Tilting Towers, usually with planes. ;^)
Nick: Dammit Rehan.

𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 (Rocket League)
Caleb *Hitting the ball up field to me*: TAKE IT REHAN!!
Me *In a voice that kinda sounds like McCree from Overwatch*: Tiiiime to DAYUNCE
*I then dribble past two players, was pretty nasty ;) *
*Caleb then proceeded to laugh his crazy laugh*

"Hi uh, can I get a McMongaloid with extra Spaff Sauce please." - Shaun W. while he held my phone up to his face

"Damn Neo-SJW's.." - Shaun W. as I laughed uncontrollably..

"Fascist Furries.." - Me trying to match Shaun

𝘕𝘰 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘰
Caleb: I really want a long term relationship this year.
Me: Wha- Then wtf am I?

𝘕𝘰 𝘶
Caleb: Your family tree LGBT
Me: Your Aunt a Croissant
Caleb: your mom gay
Me: Your dad big sad
*Lots of laughing with wheezes*

"I hate that I can see my own forehead." - Caleb K.

"We live in a society." Joseph C (Out of context, at the most random moments)

𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘉𝘳𝘰𝘴.: 𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦
*Caleb getting smacked by Cloud*
*Winner screen shows up with Final Fantasy logo (FF)*
Rehan: Final Fantasy’s got a stupid logo.. it’s just FF
Caleb: Yeah, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘳 4? - Nabeel (an Asian) and Dubs (a Blackie) getting into these heated fights about really stupid things.
Nabeel: Oh my god (like 10x)
Dubs: I'm not playing you Nabeel
Nabeel: Play me Dubs (Like 10x more)
Dubs: No cause if I do you're not coming to the olympics.
Nabeel: I will!
Dubs: No
*Nabeel starts to get triggered*
Nabeel: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CHRIS TUCKER!
Dubs: I'm not your Chris Tucker
Nabeel: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RUSH HOUR!
Me: *Uncontrollably wheezing at this whole conversation*

𝘉𝘶𝘴 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘹
Me: So who closes the door once the bus driver gets off?
Caleb: UH *sounding like he's panicking*
Caleb: AHH *Screams a bit* I CAN'T HANDLE THAT.
Robbie: I think you broke him..
Caleb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

𝘚𝘢𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 - Our last English assignment for the year, and it has to be a short story.
Me: I can't freakin think of anything to write about.
Caleb: I wrote about when my dog passed.
Me *In a mono-toned voice*: I'm just gonna write about baleb barin and how he makes me wanna kill myself.
Caleb: *giggles*
Me: *Begins to talk what I'm typing* Baleb barin bad boy, baleb barin make me sad boi.
Caleb: *Wheeze, Gasp, Dying of Laughter*

Caleb: Alright, I'm gonna go eat a salad.
Nick: Damn, alright "Thinleb"
Rehan: What the ♥♥♥♥..

𝘕𝘈𝘈𝘊𝘗 - Highly Offensive..
Nick: Alright Rehan I need your honest opinion, what's your opinion on the "N Double A C P"?
Rehan: What's that..?
*Caleb and Nick Giggling*
Nick: Just tell me your opinion.
Rehan: Idk what the ♥♥♥♥ it is so how do I have an opinion for it?
Nick: Just give an opinion.
Rehan: Sure..? Idk if it's good or bad..
Caleb: So you favor it..?
*Nick and Caleb proceed to giggle making me think the NAACP is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up thing*
Rehan: Alright I'm looking this up... Oh.. it's the National Association for Advancement of Colored People... Nice..
Nick: Yeah it's bad.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ [ n - w o r d ].

"Don't ♥♥♥ in the sink, sink in the ♥♥♥." - Nick (With all kinds of sus)

"If I had a senior quote it would be: "Y'all bunch of biglas." - Caleb K.

𝘉𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘣 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯 𝘉𝘢𝘥 𝘉𝘰𝘺'𝘴 𝘉𝘶𝘳𝘣𝘥𝘢𝘺
Oli: Do I smell birthday? Ooooo you sly dog happy 19.
Caleb: Thank you qt
Oli: Anytime sexy, it's okay it's about that time where all the valentine babies come around
Caleb: There no 𝙡𝙞𝙥 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙟𝙞
Joe: Happy day of birth *Send image of an emoji stud wearing a snap back, erotically biting his lip*
Caleb: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you Joe
*Me, Nick, and Caleb proceeded to wheeze in laughter so hard that our stummy's hurt*

Rehan: What's Laffy Taffy made of?
Caleb: Taffy
Nick: Laffy
*Both Simultaneously*

"There should be a game like Battlefront II but it's Borderfront II where you guard the border against the Mexicans." - Wyatt S.

Caleb: Yeah we all have X-Box's and you don't, you're excluded.
Nick: Nooo it feels like I'm BLACK and you guys are all WHITE!

Caleb: Yeah, Wyatt can't see his ♥♥♥♥ cause he probably doesn't have one.
Wyatt: Nah, it's cause my stomach hides it.

"What chu say blibba..?" - Rylen L.

"Cumleb" - Rylen's new nickname for Caleb (view his TikTok for context)