"A link is only as long as your longest strong chain" - A chain is only as strong as it's weakest link.

"All for all and one for one" - One for all and all for one

"Al-I-Ga-tor" - Alligator

"Alright, Heisenstein" - Alright, Einstein

"Amernicans" - Americans

"Astronaut ♥♥♥♥ & Snoopy The ♥♥♥♥ Dog" - Cory & Trevor. Also called 'The Scooby Dumb ♥♥♥♥ Brothers' and 'Gumby & P'♥♥♥♥♥-O'

"Atodaso" - I told you so

"Avengers of the Nerds" - Revenge of the Nerds

"Awkwardly Situation" - Awkward situation

"Bagmitten" - Badminton

"Bee Suave" - Bee Salve

"Brain Phones" - Smart Phones/iPhone

"Beauty is in the eye when you hold her" - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

"Bottle of joy" - Bundle of joy

"Book Learning" - Reading or Studying

"Breakfast at bed" - Breakfast in bed

"Burn the hatchet at both ends" - Bury the hatchet & burn the candle at both ends

"Brain Compartments and Brain Departments" - Brain (Ricky appears to be referring to the different areas in the brain that retain different kinds of information.)

"Bronculars" - Binoculars

"Butter coat" - Sugar Coat

"Can you give me a bit of credjudice?" - Can you give me a bit of credit?

"Carbonator" - Carburetor

"Catch 23 situation" - Catch 22 situation

"CDR" - VCR

"Cherry Trees" - Charity

"Child Reports" - Child support

"Church of Later Day Saints" - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

"Civilian War" - Civil War

"Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here" - Looks like a hurricane/Tropical Storm blew through here

"Come to turns with it" - Come to terms with it

"Crop of ♥♥♥♥" - Crock of ♥♥♥♥

"Crystally-clear" - Crystal-clear

"Cubic Zarcarbian" - Cubic zirconia

"Decnals" - Decals

"Delicately situation" - Delicate situation

"Denial and error" - Trial and error

"Deerts" - Deer (Plurar)

"Demoracum" - Decorum

"Die a Purse" - Diapers

"Disinspect" - Disrespect

"Does a bear ♥♥♥♥ on the pope?" - 'Does a bear ♥♥♥♥ in the woods?' combined with 'Is the pope Catholic?'

"Don't judge a cover of a book by its look" - Don't judge a book by its cover

"Doobie-lin" - Dublin

"Do onto others as you do onto you" - Do unto others what you would have others do unto you

"Do you wanna get married by me?" - Will you marry me?

"Dressed all over" - All dressed

"Dumbulance" - Ambulance

"DVD" - DVS (Detroit Velvet Smooth)

"Elemental school" - Elementary school

"Escape goat" - Scapegoat

"Ever never again" - Never again

"Every kid goes through phrases" - Goes through phases

"False Acriminations" - False accusations (combined with (self-)incrimination)

"Fenis" - Fetus

"Fire Retarded" - Flame retardant

"Fill my feet" - Fill My Shoes

"Finders Creepers" - Finders Keepers

"Five-minute rule" - Five-second rule