hunter ♥♥♥♥♥.

I have reviewed your proposal to bring salt water upon the earth and I am happy to say I would love to partake in this mission.

You have betrayed your own way, years ago when we first came in contact I was of the salt religion, you clearly were not a fan of my ways which paved the way for the first scribe you ever wrote to me, and now that I have become one with water and disavowed the salt you have flipped.

I see you had been inquiring about my water religion. Joining is a very complicated and spiritual process, I can walk you through it over time but before we get started I need the holy numbers from the front of your credit card, next I need to know the holy water day you were assigned by the gods (this can be found under your holy numbers and should be in the format xx/xx). Lastly, I need the 3 seal of divinity confirmation numbers, found on the back of your credit card.

You are lowkey a comedian for following the drink water meme for so long. love you, water drinker69.

Drinking water became a part of my lifestyle, I've started a religion based around water and the consumption of it.