Recent reviews by Heisenberg

Great game but actually broke up with my girlfriend before I could finish.

me likey

dying naked in the first 5 minutes of the game 10/10

An absolutely fantastic game which deserves all the awards that it has ever gotten!

A fun game to play

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Tachanka so much, I had all the skins and weapons.
I pray to Lord Tachanka every night, thanking him for the turret kills I get. “Tachanka is love” I say, “Tachanka is life."
My teammates hear me and call me a noob. I knew they were just jealous of my devotion to Tachanka.
I called them suka blyat.
They TK me and then kick me.
I'm crying now and my feelings hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Tachanka! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "LMG, mounted and loaded."
He grabs me with his russian hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Tachanka.
He penetrates my "barricade" with his "turret".
It hurts so much, but I do it for Tachanka. I can feel my "wall breaching" and eyes watering.
I want to please Tachanka.
He roars a mighty russian roar as he fills my butt with his ammunition.
My teammates walk in.
Tachanka looks them straight in the eyes and says,
"going mobile again."
Tachanka rappels through my window.
Tachanka is love. Tachanka is life.

I'm not really sure about this game.