CPU: S85B50 (best in the business)

GPU: my moms old Etch-A-Sketch

PSU: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

RAM: Los Angeles Rams

SSD: Storage Hunters

Motherboard: Brenda

Water Cooling: some random water gun I found at the £1 shop (1000% recommended)

Microphone: Iphone 7plus Voice memos

Keyword: QWERTY

Mouse: Stewart Little

Chair: Chair

Monitor 1: see Monitor 2

Monitor 2: see Monitor 1