Baby Jesus
Cheng   Weston, Wisconsin, United States
 
 
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

All your base are belong to us.
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