~ZyaxitronED: quoting that sh*t
~Wyrian: wanna get r*ped? no? thats the spirit
~Wyrian: we are looking for a midget p*rn actor with a dark skin
~Wyrian: ive 1 left. boilogy. so watched lots of p*rn to study ;)
~Wyrian: well always dry humb clock
~Wyrian: with a built in d*ldo holder?
~✿Diarrhea Storm✿: younger sibling is a spoiled brat, then theres you
~✿Diarrhea Storm✿: all the free butts to punch
~ZyaxitronED: night :) have a good morning
~TheReactiveLamb: whats that i smell? c*nt.
~SkullreconODST: go shuv a pop!
~ZyaxitronED: yay my score is now over half my ping!
~SUPER_SCOUT: can i have 1 unusual for my birthday?
~Dr.John A.Zoidberg: i love you
~Arunir: I don't want to be racist but racists are really racist.
~jamesholmes.tf: i love u
~Godfrey-2: luv ya
~Philo Beddoe: farmed achievments kills go youtube on achievement server.
~Mr British <3: C'est la vie
~krtkoid: your unusual is gift
~3tarL0rd _: i love you
~CAPTUS: you are the worst airblaster (and by worst i mean good)
~CAPTUS: I am the breast sticky jumper
~Wyrian: I love it when people blow themselves against me
~Jelly B: I luv ya
~Dazdan: You and cinnabar are great together
~Jelly: Penis lel
~ZO0MBie: god wants us to be togheter
~TheReactiveLamb: when you melt winegums you get wine, right?
~likeawizard: talented teamstacker
~SkullreconODST: uplaod a vid saying f*ck off
~R!0T | Trade.tf: omg are you the REAL zyaxitron?
~TheReactiveLamb: I thought that Mace Windu was the only black guy in the galaxy.
~SkullreconODST: awh he's such a cutie pie, aint he?
~TheReactiveLamb: my ballsack is so moist right now
~SkullreconODST: i love this man
~Wyrian: ''yo dude, the woman I love so 'deerly' just left, LOL, gonna be only f*cking hoes AM I Right *up top*''
~[RTF]Redorb[YouTube]: give me a hat pls :( im a peasant
~TheReactiveLamb: bridges: over or under, dipsh*t!
~Wyrian: you went as the british say ''monkey fecies''
~Wyrian: why am i half naked again?
~Wyrian: i was rubbing my nipples all the time
~Wyrian: cards against humanity: whats there a ton of in heaven? - me - black people (afrikan children)
~Wyrian: whats the hardeest part about beeing a pedofile? fitting in
~Wyrian: What's black underneath and white on top? Society.
~Wyrian: What's pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.
~Wyrian: What's the difference between a baby and fridge? The fridge doesn't scream when you put your meat inside it.
~Mr. Paladin: Call me Mr. Daddy.
~ѕтσям: ʕ ◕ᴥ◕ ʔ i want to lick your eyeballs
~Wyrian: I like to drive very slow when i drive past the playgrounds ;)
~Wyrian: i like my music how i like my p*rn, hardcore
~Wyrian: i like just pure child r*pe more
~Wyrian: fixing hoes like a gardener - Wyrian 2015
~Wyrian: why are amaricans bad at dota? they are bad at defending towers
~Wyrian: its like childp*rnography
~Kung Fury: skin=skill my friend
~CJStone: I f*cking love r3king feminists
~Brad: I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people
~Wyrian: I love you in the most un-gay love way man xD
~ѕтσям: snow is god's s*men
~Cinnabar: Teemo is helping me lose weight
~Dazdan: Still a better love story than twilight
~ѕтσям: my virtual d*ck is bigger than yours ʕ ◕ᴥ◕ ʔ
~Wyrian: lubbing up
~Wyrian: what do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off
~Nukk: whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i cut my onions
~Hang: i love cancer
~Wyrian: the hoe mower
~Zoë: I want to go thrift shopping
~Zoë: I drank p*ss
~Dazdan: one dai i will make it on your profile xd
~Wyrian: i like vomit p*rn
~Cinnabar: I nearly won the lottery, I was only 5 numbers off.
~Nuk: Selling my virginity for few refined metal, any takers?
~Xel: everything looks nice when its horny
~Zoë: I not once f*cked your mother
~TheReactiveLamb: I've been drinking, I've been gargling ♥♥♥ for 11 days straight
~Adolf Hitler: It's just a prank bro
~Wyrian: we havent had sex in a while
~☠ ☭ ViperNest ☭ ☠: You want my skin
~Storm_: I'm a wizard. F*ck you. ʕ ◕ᴥ◕ ʔ
~!RoT Dazdan: my name is muhammed laden
~SkullReconODST: i put mustard out on a africans d*ck to help it tan
~TheReactiveLamb: 9/11 makes me laugh
~Ink_: i will air mail you a hug
~Nukkero: Why did Adolf Hitler shot himself? He saw the gas bill
~Wyrian: I was eating my grandmothers p*ssy when I realised the taste of horsecum. at that moment I thought to myself, is this how she died?
~Wyrian: the moment you think it makes a dark turn it suddenly is whole of afrika standing around the corner
~Wyrian: if you can unlock a door using a monk what would you call him? a monkey
~Whal3: I feel like bleach isn't enough anymore
~TheReactiveLamb: i love a good supernova
~TheReactiveLamb: wait how does one overcock?
~TheReactiveLamb: I NEED COMFORT
~Muselk: You're a f*ckin' turnip, Lucy
~TheReactiveLamb: ohhh yehhh i love a good lynching
~SkullreconODST: did you call him a slinky carrot?
~TheReactiveLamb: I'm gonna call my kid Requis Shaniqua Vi Britainia Baker
~TheReactiveLamb: i wanted to abuse that child
~Cinnabar: F*ck Sky Broadband, f*ck them in the ear, and you can f*cking well quote me on that.
~Cinnabar: team 9/11!
~Dazdan: I'm one ref off of buying your boner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~Wyrian: What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady? But we don't know that because he can't stand up.
~Cinnabar: Ye bastard!
~SkullreconODST: I wanted men, but ok.
~Arunir: "when a dog is a dog, how come a chicken be a chicken?" -Arunir 2016
~SkullreconODST: what did the black guy say to the white guy? nothing they cant speak
~TheReactiveLamb: To be a jiggalo you have to be black, right?
~SkullreconODST: anal beeds go every well with soup
~Nukkero: What do you call a wild pig that lives on the land between the borders of two countries? A boarderland
~TheReactiveLamb: BUT THATS NOT THE ONLY REASON IS IT EDWARD. IK YOU WANNA WATCH LIMBLESS P*RN.
~SkullreconODST: I'm killing two stones with one bird.
~Cinnabar: I'M SICK OF MY F*CKING AFRICAN VILLAGE INTERNET F*CKING BEING SLOW ALL THE F*CKING TIME JUST F*CK OFF FOR F*CKS SAKE
~Cinnabar: GOT MY OVERWATCH KEY AND DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SUCK D*CK
~Wyrian: so already f*cked your boss?
~Wyrian: like deep deep in his an*s
~Wyrian: these modernday standards, ''white people can only be happy"
~Wyrian: One day I came home and dad was cutting onions, it made me sad. Onions was a good dog.
~Nukkero: Why are orphans unable to play baseball? They've never known what home is.
~SkullreconODST: I'm f*cking a genius
~Zoë: You always try to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
~SkullReconODST: YOU C*NT SNIFFING D*CK MUNCHING CAT F*CKING ♥♥♥♥ YOUR MUM WANTS YOU DEAD SO SHE CAN CALM THE F*CKIING INSURENCE MONEY YOU GAY F*CK
~SkullReconODST: just dont tell holly im a ♥♥♥♥ xx
~SkullReconODST: i hate you so much it cant be shown in words
~SkullreconODST: I feel slightly responsible for the hollocaust
~Dazdan: any more and it'll turn into a pedophile
~Uncle Dane: Maybe Donald Trump was right.
~Metrox [TMS]: i want your quote wall in my an*s
~Hang in there #HangWillBangYou: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~Wyrian: when you dont get rapped but still charge him because you didnt like that he let you pay your own meal #justgirlythings
~Wyrian: I think these furry fandoms are going to FUR ;)
~Cinnabar: F*ck airports, f*ck them in the ear. And you can f*cking well quote me on that.
~Muselk: That is like Satans tears!
~Chamona™: I once attacked wyrian. Im now dead
~Wyrian: im a p*ssy and dont like a tiny weiner when i touch that first part of seawater with my balls. gives me chills