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All the stress of being a line cook with none of the nicotine addiction.

Fact: 90% of players quit their run before Wheel of Fortune hits for real this time.

This game is the textbook definition of "going hard"

She Pizza on my Tower til I EYOOOOW!!!!

I'm a Bethesda fanboy through and through. I loved all their Fallout games, when Skyrim first came out I played it until my PS3 wouldn't run it anymore, and I even went to bat for Fallout 76 at launch and still play it almost daily to this day. I'm that much of a sucker.

So it should say a lot that Starfield is so terrible I can't even defend it. This is the only Bethesda game that I've refunded.

Starfield is an exhibition of all of Bethesda's flaws and none of their strengths.

Asking $70 for this game is a joke, you shouldn't pay a penny more than $30 for this game, and that's including any DLC that may come out.

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS

THIS GAME IS SPONSORED BY

THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

Great boomer shooter

A steal at only ten bucks

Buy it right now dude.

It's like someone took a fresh pizza hot out of the oven and poured it directly into my ears.

Own a flintlock for goblin defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four chop goblins break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my ancient dagger and flintlock pistol. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first goblin, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second goblin, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors nospurratu. I have to resort to the street sweeper mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with buck shot, "Tally ho lads" the buck shot shreds two goblins in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel wakes up Dracula. Fix ancient dagger and charge the last terrified chop goblin. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular dagger wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Fr tho, Chop goblins is excellent pick it up.

A ZOGGIN GUD TIME! FULLA PLENTY O' DAKKA, KRUMPIN, AND TEEF! DA GAME 'AS ENUFF SIMPLICITEE DAT EVERY GIT FROM A GROT TO A WARBOSS KAN PLAY AN 'AV A ZOGGIN GUD TIME! ALSO 'AS KO-OP SO YOUZ CAN KRUMP 'UMIES WITH YOUR MATEZ OR VERSUS SO YOUZ KAN SHOW DEM GITZ WHO DA REEL WARBOSS IS! DA GAME IZN'T VERY LONG, ONLY BEIN AROUND 3 'OURS LONG. BUT WIF MULTIPLE KLASSES TO PLAY FROUGH DA KAMPAIGN WIF, REPLAYABILITEE IS KWITE HIGH.

IN KONKLUSHUN, I RECKON DAT ROGUESIDE'S "SHOOTAS, BLOOD AND TEEF" IS DA KWINTEESENSHUL ORK GAME ON DA MARKET, WIF LOTS UV FUN TA BE HAD.

OR IN UVVER WORDS: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!