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get some better internet before you get reported for hacking when you shoot straight through walls

Greetings travelers! Welcome to my profile!

Age: 18

IQ: 187

Favourite video game: every Total War game (strategy games)

Favourite music: Everything that isn't mainstream

Favourite meme: Chemistry Cat

Favourite TV show: Rick and Morty

Debate winning record: 81-0 (Most recent was my chemistry professor)

Don't add me if you play low IQ games like TF2, Civilization, CS. I despise people who have IQ lower than 165 which I believe is the required amount of IQ to play strategy games. Also if you just want to talk you must prove that you are in fact an intellectual. I don't share my knowledge with just anyone! You must be worthy :)

If you are triggered because of my superior intelligence, put your comment down below so I can have a laugh at them someday.

Hello twitch chat. This is michaels mother speaking. Please stop the spam in the chat. I can’t read the amazing conversations that you are having about my son. Thanks.

me (an empath) sensing you hate women

hey queen, i saw your tweet about how men are trash and. i just wanted to let you know i agree. although i myself am a man (i know ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some might say. btw i didn’t notice how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard johnson push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.