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Mondy 13 Mar @ 4:15am 
Let's say, hypothetically, your mum was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mum, he will yell "Taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mum is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same colour as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mum is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic. - Ben Shapiro.
Mondy 30 Mar, 2024 @ 4:43pm 
🤡???🧲
How do they work?
Mondy 16 Jan, 2024 @ 11:51pm 
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76561199447741013 14 Nov, 2023 @ 3:16pm 
+rep pretty good player
Mondy 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am 
BDSM stands for Bridge Dominos Sudoku and Majong. Just Google BDSM Grannies to see for yourself.
Inki moth 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:20pm 
Aveedee kedeevree ----
Inki moth 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm 
Oh hai dere! :steamhappy:
Mondy 25 Feb, 2021 @ 1:35am 
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
Legend 9 Jan, 2021 @ 1:21am 
bag but you're trash, ez gg
Mondy 19 Aug, 2018 @ 6:45pm 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "counter stirk" and want to become goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story."
Mondy 7 Jun, 2018 @ 11:54pm 
Have you ever have had a dream-s, that-s, that you, um, you had, you'd, you wou-, you cou-, you'd do, you wi-, you wants, you, you could do so, you, you'd do, you cou-, you, you want, you want him to do you, so much you could do anything? :D
a Gabriel! Santos, Mariano. 6 Apr, 2018 @ 4:36am 
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a Gabriel! Santos, Mariano. 1 Apr, 2018 @ 10:01pm 
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☠ Jordan ☠ 24 Oct, 2017 @ 11:50pm 
dopey ♥♥♥♥
Stocky21 12 May, 2017 @ 7:10am 
+rep .. ♥♥♥♥ licked me where i ♥♥♥♥ real good
Moo 12 May, 2017 @ 7:07am 
+♥♥♥ Ate KFC without my knowledge, Will be hit with a ban hammer shortly
xFallenDelta 17 Dec, 2016 @ 2:19am 
you're triggered easily.. noob
✿.ۣDooDoo♥SpRaNkLeS.ۣ✿ 13 Jun, 2016 @ 6:44pm 
Zexiest man alive
Bazza 17 Jan, 2016 @ 6:07pm 
Hey angel you duh sexy
Graves 18 Nov, 2015 @ 11:26pm 
zexion is the best in aus with m4
Lad 17 Nov, 2015 @ 8:39pm 
rozis r red, teh grasss iz green, u r da bigest ♥♥♥♥♥ i hav evr seen
:^) mad???
Mondy 23 Oct, 2015 @ 10:46pm 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ
─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ
Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ
Mondy 1 Oct, 2015 @ 10:36pm 
Rhymes so smooth

Like a lyrical ballerina

Cuz I learned from the best

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
Talos 30 Sep, 2015 @ 7:32am 
HARD HUGGING ♥♥♥♥♥ WITH NO RESPECT COMING STRAIGHT OUTTA MELBORUNE TAKE IT BACK TO 82 BACK WHEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WAS THE SIZE YOU TALK ABOUT A STONE COLD MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAMED ZEXYON
Gõddamnit_Colin 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:54am 
Zexyon, aka this, that, and anything else you can think of.
TheBlazing01 27 Sep, 2015 @ 1:56am 
+rep kid's best friend <3 cc
Garlic Brett 27 Aug, 2015 @ 2:30am 
+rep hates Kid
Lad 21 Aug, 2015 @ 12:27am 
+rep inspired me to learn jokes about mums
Existenz214 28 Jun, 2015 @ 1:20am 
ello m8 hows life in the downunda?
Talos 8 Jun, 2015 @ 5:31am 
you been gone a long time
Jewfro 18 May, 2015 @ 7:29pm 
I couldn't agree more Talos.
Talos 18 May, 2015 @ 2:27am 
Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.
SeatCupra1Turbo8 1 May, 2015 @ 1:34am 
+rep nice trader
BitMite 12 Apr, 2015 @ 5:53pm 
+rep
Chu 12 Apr, 2015 @ 3:17am 
+rep
Boa 11 Apr, 2015 @ 10:27pm 
+rep very good trader :)
Capt.525 15 Jan, 2015 @ 4:36am 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 1 prettiest little boys you know...
If you get back 1 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Mondy 18 Aug, 2014 @ 1:41am 
Only 600 hours of TF2? What a scrublord.
Existenz214 12 Jun, 2014 @ 11:20am 
oi m8 i swear on me mum id wreak ya
criti 16 May, 2014 @ 11:20am 
Meow,
Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow Meow.
Existenz214 9 Sep, 2013 @ 3:26pm 
I would definitely wreck ya m8
Capt.525 20 Aug, 2013 @ 10:27pm 
This guy! :D
Jericho 14 Apr, 2013 @ 6:46pm 
Hai
Crazytheory 23 Mar, 2013 @ 12:05am 
And now let the spamming begin.
Capt.525 1 Mar, 2013 @ 3:09am 
You have no comments, so I thought I would leave this here...


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