I applaud your comedic genius, my friend, such an inspiring and original reply. I am dumbfounded as to how a man could come up with such an incredible comeback, and I shall never be able to show my face on the internet again, as my mere prescence will remind the masses of the unbelievable humiliation that you have brought upon me and my family. I am on my way to jump off of a bridge as I type this comment, as I am unable to live with the guilt of knowing my family name has been damned forever.