Recent reviews by Zatoon

At last! STIMULATION!

Remember, *technically* It's your employer who's responsible for glassing that city

FTL is one of those games that will hopefully forever be remembered as one of the best indie games of all time, and i would encourage anyone to give it a try once. For such a charmingly simple game, it has a pretty large amount of content and can be very challenging. Personally tho, my favorite part about FTL is the soundtrack, which has a nice classic scifi vibe to it. (especially the colonial tracks. They are an absolute banger).

Also screw the Mantis and their damn teleporters.

Finally need to give this game a positive review to drown out the capital G Gamers that get upset over the dumbest of stuff.
For me, this game has honestly been one of my favorite games of all time and i am glad the developers are still bringing out patches for it to this day. I would absolutely recommend anyone to get this if they are looking for a fun game to play with friends.

Also screw the Angler. All my homies hate the Angler.

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Instructions Unclear: I am playing a regular game of Stellaris against the AI

Holy ♥♥♥♥. I was going into this right after i had completed Ace Combat 7 and didnt think this game could really live up to it.

OH ♥♥♥♥ HOW WRONG I WAS

Im going to be honest, Project Wingman has surpassed Ace Combat 7 by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mile. From the Characters, the Level design, the story, the graphics and especially the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ music.

Just listen to the theme from mission 11 (showdown) and youll get what i mean.

My only real criticisms of the game are that the controls arent as good as AC7 (though they are very customizable so that can easily be fixed) and that there are not enough two seater planes!

Like srsly they give you a tomboy WSO with amazing dialogue and you have all of three jets that can actually have her onboard! Just why

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i made this review purely to balance out a review from my other friend who left a bad review