Disclaimer: I am being sponsored by Sharks™, The Ocean™, Sharks With Breasts™ and Major (20,000) Leagues (Under the Sea) Gaming™.

Shark Dating Simulator XL is likely to go down in history as one of the greatest visual novels to ever be created and released upon the Steam gaming platform.
This game, should you be so crude to label a masterpiece as simply a game, includes a multitude of characters with exceptional depth, realistic and very natural feeling storytelling, anatomically correct fish, choices that change the very nature of the story and high-intensity ball-dropping action.

The experience begins in the main menu itself, where you are given the revolutionary option to choose between a male and female gendered character. Sadly I am forced to take points off for a lack of trigendered pyrofox option.
After completing the first task of gender selection, your HD rendered character is dropped onto a beach where a woman, your new boss, explains that some kind of magical realm has spawned here and that you must investigate it.
You slowly begin to get to the true depths of this enigma as the days progress, noticing slight hints at a shark stalking you from the distance as you make friends and search for a clues to the very origin of the universe itself.

Finally, after hours of effort and work, you are treated to the great reveal of the shark that had been monitoring your descent into the oceans of mystery that surround this land(Wet).
She explains to you that there was a plague that swept over the surface world millennia ago and forced the city of Atlantis to descend far into the ocean to preserve itself.
Thousands of years later, the city has decayed into nothing but a single modern ship at the bottom of the sea.
Inside this ship is only the beginning, but I believe that there are so many alternative routes through this story that I cannot properly explain it all.

Upon reaching the climax of the story, you are given a task to defeat the final boss of this world itself. The shark's clothing.
This is done through striking the shark's trapped soul gems with mystical orbs that you collect throughout your journey or side quests, attempting to disrupt the very fabric of the fabric itself.
As a professional game reviewer I, of course, could not hit any of them and in fact am still in the tutorial. Please create an easier version of this battle for review purposes.

Overall rating: Fish/10
Game Completion Time: At least 200 hours on a first playthrough.