Recent reviews by ZachMash

very nice

Graphics and Eye Candy:
1: Look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler
2: Stick figures have more detail
3: At least it's in color?
4: Barely passable visuals
5: Decent enough not to make your eyes bleed
> 6: Pretty good, but nothing special
7: Easy on the eyes
8: Visually impressive
9: Absolutely stunning
10: So pretty you'll forget to actually play the game

Gameplay and Controls:
1: You'll have an easier time untangling a ball of yarn with oven mitts on
2: Controlling this is like trying to herd cats
3: Be prepared to rage quit often
4: Clunky, but somewhat manageable
5: Clunky but you'll eventually get the hang of it
6: Controls are okay
7: Smooth sailing
8: Tight and responsive controls
> 9: Buttery smooth gameplay
10: Smooth as butter and just as hard to put down

Story and Characters:
> 1: More predictable than a daytime soap opera or no story plot
2: A snoozefest of clichés
3: You'll forget the plot as soon as you stop playing
4: Serviceable story
5: Good enough to keep you mildly interested
6: Pretty engaging tale
7: Great story and characters
8: Memorable characters and narrative
9: You'll be theorizing plot twists for days
10: You'll be quoting these characters for years to come

Sounds and Tunes:
1: Nails on a chalkboard symphony
2: You'll want to play with the sound off
3: Generic forgettable tunes
4: Inoffensive audio
5: Won't make your ears bleed, but might make you go deaf eventually
> 6: Decent sound and music
7: Good audio design
8: Catchy soundtracks
9: Outstanding music and effects
10: You'll be humming these jams long after playing

Replay Value:
1: About as replayable as watching paint dry
2: One and done
3: You'll play it twice, but that's it
4: Mild incentive to replay
5: You might come back to it when you're really bored
6: Decent replay value
7: You'll keep coming back
> 8: Very replayable
9: Massive replay incentives
10: You'll have to be pulled away from this game kicking and screaming

Overall Fun Factor:
1: About as fun as a root canal
2: Mind-numbingly dull
3: Hardly entertaining
4: It'll kill some time, but that's it
5: Decent way to kill some time
6: Pretty fun overall
7: A good time
8: Incredibly engaging
> 9: Insanely addictive
10: You'll be calling in sick to keep playing

yes

its good dudes!

It's good dude!

It's good dude!

Love it dude!

Old man

Good

pretty good