I was on the fence about buying this game. Last night at about 9pm me and 2 friends were bored: "13 bucks, only 1.4 gigs? Let's try it."

6.1 hours, 2 times getting yelled at to stop screaming by my parents, 1 pants-wetting, countless logs, and 14 episodes of stepping backwards into the campfire later, I finally get to bed. Flash forward 4 hours, when I have to get up for work the next morning. Currently half awake at my desk with demonic screams filling my ears, and visions of tentacles dancing in my head.

I give this game 13 tennis balls out of 11 topless tribal mutant ladies