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44.9 hrs on record (43.4 hrs at review time)
“EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his wand tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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Very New
Posted 29 November, 2021.
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Live in a box simulator
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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CS:GO, where the 'strategy' often involves guessing which of your opponents is the cybernetic offspring of a chess supercomputer and an aimbot. It's less of a game and more of a test of how much nonsense one can tolerate while maintaining the delusion of fun. You dive in for a quick match and emerge hours later, with nothing but a gnawing sense of existential dread and a newfound talent for creative swearing.
Posted 23 November, 2017. Last edited 14 November, 2023.
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