Your dad is bigger than your Mom

A real world is a lot more painful than the fake one
-Stme

+rep super mega teammate @ brawlhalla <3

-rep plays mortal kombat

no.

kami, you're ♥♥♥♥, zanny is the best player in sosl and he'd ♥♥♥♥ u up easily

l2p p12

Just yearly?

Yearly reminder.
you're garbage. ♥♥♥♥ you

signed by bangersalad <3

Your English is really good

You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.

You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.

You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame.

You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.

I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,

paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits.

Rude trutatj

ily

rip 13. april 2005 - 16 march 2019

i am who i is

Hey, my name is ZNR. I am 23 from leeds and I am an alpha male. I am dominant. I am the king in my relationships. I demand respect from females. Females live to serve me as I generally have a lot to give to them and they have nothing to give back. I like a pretty woman that does not talk back and fulfills her responsibilites in me being sexually satisfied. Women being loud and unfeminine like is a turn off and they do not deserve my acknowledgment. Looking for good women that want to serve their alpha. Serious offers only.

Hello Zaniar!
i recently saw you're recruiting memebers for Solemn Sleight again and i thought i'd give it a go.
Here's my CV

Best regards,
Kamii

Professional Summary

I am a physically fit, commited and hardworking quickscoper with professional qualifications and several years of experience in quickscoping.
I've had a rangeof specific skills for the clan, such as the use of kamibot and x22.
Highly competent in a wide range of scoping techniques, such as hardscope, quickscope and noscope.
i am a good problem solver for difficult spawns, always feeding with strict health and safety guidelines.
I am a valuable team member, able to take instructions and do as i'm told the best way i can possibly do.
i'm able to work well with other quickscopers or by myself.
I've been in SoSl befor and i've always missed the good old times we had.
I've played multiplayer computer games for thousands of hours and i will always figure the best way to get the job done.

Core Qualifications

*Modern Warfare 2 - Prestige 10
*Modern Warfare 3 - Prestige 10
*Been subscribed to Fazeclan for 8 years

Key Skills

*can easily learn a map or game by playing it.
*know how to use a sniper in any game and i always end up getting kills if i'm going for it.
*have over 7000 hours on Call of Duty games
*Trained in manual handling a computer and keyboard


Experience

*Been quickscoping and hardscoping since 2008
*My screenshots from destroying kids in 1v1s on rust 20-0 last nice
*Thousands of hours on "Cod" (Call of duty)


References

*SoSl
*Duality
*Art`z
*Tesios
*Obey
*ClubPinguin69 (cB)
*Striatus

-rep bad at computer games

when this dude saw I was french he went straight on asking my baguette on his teabags.
Couldn't refuse and don't regret.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I respectfully decline but my proposition is still on the table incase you wish to reconsider it.

you suck mine

suck my ♥♥♥♥

ZANIAR: i rode my falcon into hell and when i say falcon i mean my ♥♥♥♥ and everyone in hell was like oh ♥♥♥♥ what is that and they see me coming down with these two huge balls it looks like a failed space shuttle with moss and aids, it is absolutely disgusting. repulsed by such gore, the devil himself bans me from hell and begs god to keep me. not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chance. i am banned to a dimension of non existence.

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Signed by Wilsarneo

that's exactly what you said after i carried you in pubg

He makes all this ♥♥♥♥ up dis is no me.

ZANIAR: did you know back in france during the renaissance the whole royal family would watch the newly wed prince and princess conceive the new son and im like DAMN dats some live porn right there

i shot a deer and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it on the side of the road like it was no big deal and these redneck truckers pulled up and said "hey what do you think youre doing? Only I get to ♥♥♥♥ the deer" so we basically gangbanged a dead deer on the side of the road lol - zaniar 2k16

I love you zannyy 😍❤

I miss my ♥♥♥♥ being sucked.

Nope

miss me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?