Recent reviews by Not throwing, just suck

*plays user level*
*keep dying until countless attempts*
*learning the obstacles and traps*
*"Ok now i got this"*
*remembered every obstacles and traps like back of my hand*
*"New best! 90%!"
*Keep on trying*
*progress bar almost full*
*"Hurray!!!*
*No obstacle, blank screen, icon moves straight forward, progress bar almost full*
*Taps jump while dancing*
*Died because icon hits "Thanks for playing" made from blocks and spikes while jumping*
*"New best! 98%"*
*Starts saying swear words*

11/10 would get frustrated, stops playing, play again, get frustrated, stops playing, play again, get frustrated....

What i learned and got from 100 hr playing :
1. Cyka
2. Blyat
3. Cyka blyat
4. 12 years old who slept with my mom
5. The terrorist's head, hats, glasses, turban, ski mask have exactly the same toughness as CT'S bulletproof helmet
6. Whiskey bottle containing flammable oil, with old cloth and lighter is more expensive than scientifically created grenade that can copy the sound of a gun
7. Virtual knife is more expensive than real knife
8. There's a DJ named Mord Fustang

What i lost from 100 hr playing :
1. Social life
2. Vitamin D
3. Money
4. Good-night sleep



11/10 would rush B and get AWP-ed