When I kill, when I dispatch a target, it is not about wanton slaughter. About body count. It is about finesse, function. Doing more, with less. It is "art".
~HK-47

Professionals have standards: Be polite. Be efficient. And have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
~The Sniper

Fun facts about your death:
1. It happened
2. It was hilarious
3. There is nobody alive to mourn you
~ISIC

Heads or tails, a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life. Of course, the wise player, ALWAYS cheats.
~Jacket

Do you know the difference between choking and strangulation?
~Handsome Jack

He's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head, the world's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head - and you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head 'cause MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up head is inside it. Guess if you want to save the world, that's the first step - get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head.
~Johnny Silverhand