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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 7:21pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:20pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 5:24pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 12:20pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 10:38am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 9:55am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 9:58am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 10:12am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 9:42am



Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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