Hi Jo

I don't know that guy

As I finally shoved my body under the gate, it slammed shut the second I got my ankle though. My orange jumpsuit glistened in the rain. I turned back to him. Still behind that chain link fence.
"Thank you! I'll come back for you! I promise!"
I yelled to my companion on the other side of the fence. His face stone cold. He stood behind the fence, never touching it. He uttered one word
"Go."
I stared at him. I was about to retaliate to convince him. But the slight smile that stretched his face slightly made me see I had no choice. I turned my back and took off. The guilt filled me like an active volcano.
I wanted to cry, luckily the rain already ran down my face as I did so.
That face. I'll never forget him. His face. never.

why did you say that to my number 1 lover moply................................................................................................... take it back before daddy gets mad :> :3 :3

im sorry ;(

you have the big gae

he year is 2028 jojo ziwa is a universal pop star I am one of her closest servents every night will I am getting ready for bed jojo sneaks through the hallway and into my room I say “ jojo aren’t you supposed to be in bed already “ she simply reply’s “ don’t you want to see me “ she gentle grabs the small of my back an pushes me on to the bed she slowly slid my pants down “ you know we aren’t supposed to do this jojo “ I say without listening she slips her long lizard like tounge around my ♥♥♥♥ she grips it firmly I know it is wrong but it feels so good as every taste spud lightly rubs against the tip of my ♥♥♥♥ then she unwraps her tounge from around my ♥♥♥♥ and whispers gently into my ear “ I will always be here for you “ all of the sudden everything fades as jojo’s words echo through out my head “ I wil always be here for you “ as I awake to the beautiful ring of my limited addition (nude jojo) alarm clock.

Yeah but when Thanos called Black Panther the N-word the crowd boo-ed and some black guy stood up and yelled “DAMN WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥” and a few people stormed out of the theatre. I never knew Thanos was racist but overall it was a good movie.

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Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! Down here. But which way is down? And how much does down weigh? Well, down weighs about 1/100 of a g/cm3 . It is light, and airy, which makes it a great source of insulation and buoyancy for waterbirds. But if you let go of down, it falls down. So that's which way down is, it's the direction that gravity is pulling everything. Now for someone on the other side of the Earth, my down is their up, but where are falling things going? Why do things fall? Are they being pushed or pulled? Or, is it because of TIME TRAVEL.

nce upon a time in a Samsung Galaxy far far away, there lived a weird ♥♥♥♥ called Skull Trooper. He was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird alright, being dressed in the same skeleton outfit day in day out. Even when he ♥♥♥♥♥ his girl, he still wears that skeleton outfit. One time, he went to Amazon and saw a book entitled “Skull Trooper’s Halloween.” As Halloween was around the corner he thought to himself “Hey. This book has my name in it and Halloween too, so why not order it and read it?”
5-6 days passed and the UPS guy arrived at his doorstep and dropped off the book. Skull Trooper eagerly tore off the wrapping paper and hopped onto his bed to start reading. Halfway into the book, his heart stopped and he dropped to the floor, as if someone knocked him out in Fortnite. His neighbour, Cuddle Team Leader called an ambulance but it was too late. Skull Trooper had been scared to death. The end.
Moral: Don’t read ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fortnite books.

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥, and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

my dad owns a company

i make more money in 1 min than you do in your life lol

i walk into the hq and people stop typing and clap

♥♥♥♥ you for being to selfish to help me

and i was going to pay you lol

2 bad now

i guess you dont get any of ur precous money

Imagine having to type out an entire meme, this post was made by copypasta gang

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Just commit penis rope

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn't want war. but i didn't start it

"We bouta get that bread," I say as I reach for my eighth bagel today. My mom is in tears, my therapist disappointed, my dietitian near suicidal, and my ancestors full of shame. This is it.

Delet yuuou steam

My roommate always plays hentai on his bluetooth speaker whenever he's taking a shower. Every time anyone tries to confront him about it he says "Its just Naruto whats the problem?". The issue is that the noises are so grotesque, so inexplicably horrific, like some infectious Lovecraftian terror emanating through the guttural sounds of a questionably legal japanese girl.
I can't handle this anymore, those moans echo through the halls whenever he takes a shower at 3 in the morning. Everyday I wake up in a cold sweat with the sounds of Japanese orgasms still ringing in my stillborn ears. Its enough to demoralize and cripple any man.
Please send help.

Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your posting! Luckily, the users of reddit are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used an anime image when posting, but your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop posting autistic Japanese propaganda away from the weebtism containment server it was meant for! Reacting with an anime images is poor form. You should always try to post intellectually, unless your autism is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to reddit culture!

Not how that works.

Edit: You simpletons can't even scratch me. I have over 30k karma you absolute fools, I am basically what you humans call god. Do you really think that a mere -50 will hurt me? Laughable.

O say can you see by the dawn's eawwy wight what so pwoudwy we haiwed at the twiwight's wast gweaming? whose bwoad stwipes and bwight staws thwough the pewiwous fight o'ew the wampawts we watched, wewe so gawwantwy stweaming? and the wocket's wed gwawe, the bombs buwsting in aiw gave pwoof thwough the night that ouw fwag was stiww thewe o say does that staw-spangwed bannew yet wave o'ew the wand of the fwee and the home of the bwave?

Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "counter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pastei my story.

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Shut your skin tone👉🏻👈🏿chicken bone🍗 google chrome💻no home🚫🏠flip phone☎️ disowned❌ ice cream cone🍦 garden gnome🍄 extra chromosome♿️ metronome🎚dimmadome 🤠 🏟genome full blown 💥monochrome 🌫 student loan 💰Indiana Jones📽overgrown flintstone💊X and Y hormone ✖️¥ friend zoned🙅‍♀️ ass up

You know when you're taking a ♥♥♥♥ and then you go to wipe your ass, but you notice there's a bit of piss left on your ♥♥♥♥, so you wipe it with the toilet paper you were gonna wipe your ass with, but then you're like "damn, now I have to wipe my ass with my own piss?" All while thinking what a pathetic human being you've become, how low you've stooped now that you've enabled your own piss to touch your ass. What a ♥♥♥. It ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

ick = input("")

if pick == "Maybe I'll be Tracer":

print("I'm already Tracer")

elif pick == "What about Widowmaker":

print("I'm already Widowmaker")

elif pick == "I'll be Bastion":

print("Nerf Bastion!")

elif pick == "You're right. So, Winston":

print(" I wanna be Winston")

elif pick == "I guess I'll be Genji":

print("I'm already Genji")

elif pick == "Then I'll be McCree":

print("I already chose McCree")

Hit 📷📷 or miss 📷📷 I guess 📷 they never miss huh📷 You 📷 got a boyfriend 📷 I bet he doesn't : kiss ya 📷📷📷📷 He gon find another girl 📷📷📷 and he won't miss ya! 📷📷📷 gon skirt 📷📷 and hit the 📷📷📷 like Wiz Khalifa! 📷📷

your anus hasn't been stretched to 2.7 inches? what a loser. i, for one, always make sure to do my practice every night. i slowly lube my anus and insert foreign objects, always making sure that i pack them in. when my girlfriend walks into the room, i shout "surprise" and ass blast her with all the things i have up my butt. usually its something like rubik's cubes, cameras, toothpicks, and small fighter jets. she usually screams out loud before realising its just my daily anal extension practise, and after that we have a drink together and laugh the night away. honestly, i think my anus can stretch up to 12 inches now. i have the capacity to pull my stomach out and just manually empty it if i ate something that's not great for my body. 10/10 would recommend

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Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.
♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

one time in first grade we had to do the cupid shuffle and i called it the stupid shuffle and the principal body slammed me into the pavement

Let me explain. A Chad, by definition, isn't a cuck, right? Think of the most Chad-esque person you can know... Might be a Jake, a Randall and so on. But think about their birth, each and everyone of us came from the uterus of a woman. That woman had sex, and we had to crawl through her va-jay-jay which nine months ago accomodated a schlong. But some people think of Jesus as god, and others think of him as the son of god. Jesus basically gave birth to himself. That is the Chadest thing I ever heard.

Ugh can people just stop peeing in the juul room🙄 this is getting ridiculous😐 I even heard some people calling it a ‘bathroom’😂

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i ate an entire bag of baby carrots, now i can see through walls. im not joking and im really scared. i just see through walls as if they arent there. i saw my parents ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, my brother masturbating, and saw my neighbor dumping. my eyesight is too strong for its own good. my eyesight is so good i dont need eyes. help me

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Stuart Little so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much, I’m literally boiling with rage right now. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat gets more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ than you or me! He gets a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plane and a convertible. His parents chose a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat over a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHILD! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I HATE STUART LITTLE SO MUCH I JUST WANT TO RIP HIS STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD OFF I SWEAR TO GOD. HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAYED FOOTBALL! I’m literally shaking right now I want to smack his smug ass grin off his gay ♥♥♥♥ eating face!

I am the dickstealing chinese wizard (@dickstealing.chinese.wizard on Instagram). Over the course of 1000 years, I have strategically seized multiple ♥♥♥♥♥ across the world in order to influence world events in China's favor. The Crusades? Declared out of anger after the Pope lost his ♥♥♥♥. 9/11? The pilot lost control after losing his ♥♥♥♥. Hitler? Grew powerful after I attached every ♥♥♥♥ I had collected onto him. My hour of glory is soon to arrive, as I am going to simultaneously still the ♥♥♥♥ of every non-Chinese on this earth. You cannot stop me.

Stuart Little Fact #23:

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate stuart little i would kill him with my bare hands god i hate him so much im shaking with rage right now ♥♥♥♥

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.

Didn't even ask to call

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I once lived a healthy life. I was able to write and speak in competent sentences and provide introspective and thoughtful replies and opinions. But then I watched that vine, and everything changed. I could not stop saying “Yeet.” I can’t. It comes after every expression, action, phrase, whatever. I had to explain to an elderly woman at my work what yeet was because I say it so much. I’ve answered questions in school while using the word ‘yeet’ in a sentence. After opening a door, I find myself saying the four letter word under my breath. It’s taken over me. I can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saying yeet.

Attention all Communist Gamers, Joseph Stalin is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out all the trotskyists in the politburo. To do this, he needs the locations of Mikhail Tukhachevsky and a couple of high-ranking officers. To help him, all he needs is your undying loyalty, the names of three trotskyite conspirators, and a confession from Nikolai Yezhov. But you gotta be quick so that Joseph can secure the future of Communism, and achieve the epic victory of the PEOPLE!

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Hey it's me sans