Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.
-- Billy Rose
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I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired. But maybe that's what
sophisticated is -- being tired.
-- Rita Gain
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God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
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A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.
-- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4
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Class: when they're running you out of town, to look like you're
leading the parade.
-- Bill Battie
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I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means
it's going to be up all night.
-- Steven Wright
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Justice, n.:
A decision in your favor.
😱
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
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He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.
-- Bion
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Chairman of the Bored.
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Mi lord comandante

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