Recent reviews by Alley The Toaster

This game is so damn boring. My friend owes me $1 I spend on it. There's so many cool games you can be playing instead, I'd even recommend games I'd never recommend otherwise, like Assassin's Creed or Far Cry from Ub*soft. Or Dying Light if you wanna coop. Or Project Zomboid. Or idk... Any of those games is better at everything than whatever this game tries to be. It has some cool moments with like night shootouts. But idk... Man. It's just so boring.

What is a men?

idk why, I have major issue with the mouse controls. that's something I had happening in Origin and Odyssey for very long years. and it's still not fixed. Since these games are the only ones that have the issue I would guess that's how they're put together. Which is why I refunded this stuff.

Issue is major stutter. Unplayable. where mouse would freeze for like whole second.

Imagine you develope the game for like 8 years and spend milions on it just to have it run with like 40 FOV. kind of makes my head spin tbh. idk if not for that I would've considered getting it.

Damn, this is such a solid great game. It's very tough and intense. But it's fairly short. You can get through in like 3 hours. I think 3-4 hours is a fair estimate for your first playthrough. Anyways, because it's short, it doesn't wear on you. And it has great replayability. I encourage you to play custom difficulty and Shell shocked after your first playthrough. I would describe it as RE2 but only Mr. X part or Alien Isolation but less gimmicky. Also first Friction game after Penumbra 1 with a weapon. Good luck, soldier ;3

I'm probably qualified mechanic after this game

Capitalists in London own all of my industry and exploiting my people... But my GDP is kinda high though.

This game is probably one of the best action RPGs out there. But reason why I am leaving this review is to attract attention that the game isn't on GeForce Now! And I can't play it because it doesn't run on my current hardware. I just really wish they would release it on GFN. But for now I gotta wait until I'm in a condition to play it on better hardware though. Would've been convenient if they did release it though. Sony probably doesn't want that to happen idk.(Sony owns this IP, no?) But if enough people speak out about it maybe it'll happen?

can confirm elf-thing meat is tender yes yes

This game has a lot of nostalgia value for me. But, it runs like crap, and obviously it has flaws it's hard to overlook modern day. Well, if you really wanna play this, because you love retro games or want to experience this game anew... Go install Thief 3 Sneaky Upgrade mod, and you'll get pretty fresh experience. It changes and fixes a lot. Also go through SneakyTweaker and customise the game to your liking. You'll have, at least, better experience than the 2014 Thief or whatever it was... Can't even remember when it came out. You know, the one... Anyways... Be ever diligent, For thine enemies are a multitude, And sin never sleeps...