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I’m sorry I rescind my previous statement, YeahThatPie is ONLY a smart feller, NOT a fart smeller.

+rep smart feller and a fart smeller

although he is not allowed within 250 yards of schools, he did a great job babysitting my little angel

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I realized that I'm not gay I just have a penis kink.
For example I think that girls with penises are way more attractive than men with penises because while I'm very attracted to penis Imalso very attracted to femininity so girls with large feminine penises are really what I'm into so I'm not gay, I just like penises on girls

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it comes out quick
it feels good
it's easy to wipe
it's wet so your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doesn't bleed when you wipe it
the smell is delicious
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He started doing this about a year ago and won't stop. It's so annoying and I've told him I don't think it's funny or sexy but he called me a "land lubber" and a "scurvy dog" then threatened to "plunder my booty." I told him I was serious and he said he'd try to stop but that was several months ago and it's like he can't stop and it's some kind of compulsion. Otherwise our sex life is great but just the other night when I took off my underwear and spread my legs he cried out "Thar she blows! Ready the harpoon lads!" Which I definitely didn't appreciate the whale comparison (I am not overweight) and when he finished he yelled out "Yaaaaaaar!" Like a pirate and I just rolled my eyes.

At this point I don't think he can help it and it might be a kink of his or something so I'm trying to just go along with it and be supportive even though it's very weird. This is literally the most obnoxious thing my husband does so I'm luckier than a lot of women I guess.

+rep bloated and plugged

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he still do be hittin heads thos

i second

So one of my friends has been single for a month and he's been feeling depressed cos of it, he's always complaining about not getting his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so I unzipped his pants and ended the complaining right then and there, I didn't take any pleasure from it, apart from cheering my friend up of course, but I can't help feeling what I did was gay

I sexually identify as Rick Harrison. For 21 years I dreamed of working at my very own pawn shop with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Call me retarded but I don’t care, I’m getting plastic surgery to install 18th century muskets and vintage movie posters on my body. You can now refer to me as Rick Harrison and respect my right to not know WHAT is gonna come through that door. If you can't accept me you're a pawnphobe and need to check your door privileges. Thank you for having a story and a price.

FriEND.
BoyfriEND.
GirlfriEND.
BestfriEND.
Islam.

All these things have an END except ISLAM. Just know that Allah's love for you is eternal.
Peace be with you, Brother.

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♥♥♥♥ the boreal forest

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

+rep great at Minecraft RP (sexy)

He do be hitting heads.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hey I found you while watching a friend's game, Gold nova4 on Matchmaking, rank 7 on faceit, global elite in wingman and looking for good players to play with, add me up, I look forward to play 5 man queues with you!

you wanna ♥♥♥♥ around and talk crap ♥♥♥♥ onto me my main man? okay buddy. when the hot little piss of my bladder comes to your eyes it will shock your weak system and show you that life is rough to toilet slaves like you and I promise this one of you baby. ♥♥♥♥ you baby i am the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of your least sexing nightmare. you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man. I know it all the time you are. I'm a mid level man in the bank of your money and i take it all man dont ♥♥♥♥ onto me!!!!

your parents are dead

this is why forest and get right are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.

pce

All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.

All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.

I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen Niko popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.

Too far, you bully! How dare you call someone such a horrid name. I’ll have you know, I’ve been playing Minecraft for 4 years and have over 7,000+ hours on ONE server. So you go and call someone a meanie, while at this moment I’m currently at your base with 8 stacks of TNT. Your house will be gone, and all your valuables will be mine. And how do I know the server? I hacked your Minecraft account and stole the server IP with my mad hacker skills. You don’t know what’s coming, for the storm has just started to rise. I got here on a pig, without a carrot on a stick. How? Hours of experience. I trained with Notch for months. He taught me all the Minecraft secrets and how to code java, so if you DARE to challenge me, I will 1v1 u and destroy you. How can u dare challenge Im a god when you are a mere man. It’s like jesus fighting a coakroach. He will always win. So, don’t bully, scrub.

-minecraftplayer29

-rep tried to coerce me into using marijuana in lieu of sexual favors

-rep did not disclose his hiv diagnosis beforehand

Hello yesthatpies my nem is Yakov and from Serbia, every day I walk 17 hours in snow and bad wether to nearest magic apple box to watch your strem. i wan say thank for your strem and leting us who are poor in world an cant grow many potato to have coin to watch play cool gamings. Sorry for not propeller english, much love, yakov speshlov, age 11.

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This man doesn't wall hack. He eats glue for breakfast and watches a YouTube tutorial on how to tie his shoes every morning. HIS SHOES ARE VELCRO. Ya'll are just salty you're getting beat by an R-tard.

nothing but lucky timing kills, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ random bot

just as Cpt. Smok1y (featuring profile picture with the main character from the hit movie kung fu panda) said dude is blatantly using walls smh get a life dude plays valheim i bet he doesnt even know what type of greek dressing to use hahahahahahahahah

-rep wall hacks in mm. SHAME on you sir SHAME on you

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Man always has time to be a ♥♥♥♥

cheating in MM

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cheating in MM

yo dude where do you want me to send those toe pics?

signed by lemon

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🎯accept my friend request bro🎯
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🎯accept my friend request bro🎯
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you wanna ♥♥♥♥ around and talk crap ♥♥♥♥ onto me my main man? okay buddy. when the hot little piss of my bladder comes to your eyes it will shock your weak system and show you that life is rough to toilet slaves like you and I promise this one of you baby. ♥♥♥♥ you baby i am the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of your least sexing nightmare. you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man. I know it all the time you are. I'm a mid level man in the bank of your money and i take it all man dont ♥♥♥♥ onto me!!!!