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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:18am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:21am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:54am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:51am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:53am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:59am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:11am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:31am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:04pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:53am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:29am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:22am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:51am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:51am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:19am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:38pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:51am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:35am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:38pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:53am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:21am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:09am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:26pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:58am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:13pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:04pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:15am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:57am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:05am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:16am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:51am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:17am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:20am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:59am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:15am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:55am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:34am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:48am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:23am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:18am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:32am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:24am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:04am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:04am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:32am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:06am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:52am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:54am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:27am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:23am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:34am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:20am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:29am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:03am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:12am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:12am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:13am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:14am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:14am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:15am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:05am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:04am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:53am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 6:33am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:48am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:12am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:06am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:16pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:52am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:03am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:51am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:18am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:11pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:13pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:11am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:12am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:08am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:18am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:18am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:03am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:04am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:18am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:18am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:29am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:27am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:31am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:32am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 6:36am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:08am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:02am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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