Errungenschaftsfortschritt von YaoyorozuRising in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 2. März 2019 um 1:22 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 2. März 2019 um 1:53 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 6. März 2019 um 10:56 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Am 30. Apr. 2019 um 6:44 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 30. Apr. 2019 um 6:44 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 2. März 2019 um 2:16 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 6. März 2019 um 7:53 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 6. März 2019 um 8:47 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 6. März 2019 um 10:28 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 6. März 2019 um 11:11 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Am 30. Apr. 2019 um 18:06 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 7. März 2019 um 14:53 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 30. Apr. 2019 um 16:31 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 7. März 2019 um 14:43 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Am 6. März 2019 um 10:47 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 2. Mai 2019 um 21:36 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 2. März 2019 um 1:26 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 30. Apr. 2019 um 17:08 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 30. Apr. 2019 um 16:52 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 30. Apr. 2019 um 16:09 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 2. März 2019 um 1:44 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 7. März 2019 um 14:56 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 2. Mai 2019 um 20:19 freigeschaltet

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Am 2. Mai 2019 um 21:22 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 7. März 2019 um 15:23 freigeschaltet

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Am 6. März 2019 um 11:12 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 7. März 2019 um 14:55 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 30. Apr. 2019 um 17:23 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 2. März 2019 um 1:38 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 2. März 2019 um 2:02 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 6. März 2019 um 7:15 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 2. März 2019 um 1:38 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 6. März 2019 um 8:50 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 30. Apr. 2019 um 6:54 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 7. März 2019 um 15:50 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 2. Mai 2019 um 21:24 freigeschaltet

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Am 7. März 2019 um 15:34 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Am 7. März 2019 um 14:19 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 2. Mai 2019 um 20:31 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 6. März 2019 um 8:49 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Am 6. März 2019 um 7:29 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

12 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

3 / 10

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