YaoyorozuRising's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2019 @ 1:22am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2019 @ 1:53am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 10:56am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 6:44am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 6:44am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2019 @ 2:16am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 7:53am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 8:47am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 10:28am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 11:11am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 6:06pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2019 @ 2:53pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 4:31pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2019 @ 2:43pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 10:47am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 2 May, 2019 @ 9:36pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2019 @ 1:26am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 5:08pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 4:52pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 4:09pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2019 @ 1:44am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2019 @ 2:56pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 2 May, 2019 @ 8:19pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 2 May, 2019 @ 9:22pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2019 @ 3:23pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 11:12am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2019 @ 2:55pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 5:23pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2019 @ 1:38am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2019 @ 2:02am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 7:15am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2019 @ 1:38am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 8:50am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 6:54am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2019 @ 3:50pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 2 May, 2019 @ 9:24pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2019 @ 3:34pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2019 @ 2:19pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 2 May, 2019 @ 8:31pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 8:49am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2019 @ 7:29am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

12 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30