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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 3:17pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 10:45am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 8:37am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 3:24pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 8:53am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 3:15pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 11:17am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 10:23am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2015 @ 1:06pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 8:38am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 8:48am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 8:50am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 3:27pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 8:44am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2015 @ 1:45pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 3:15pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 3:25pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 2:30am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 7:10am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 11:09am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2015 @ 1:19pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 3:16pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 7:06am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 1:21pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 3:53pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 2:42pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 10:53am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 2:31pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 1:43pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 9:43am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 1:19pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 2:18pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 3:07pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 7:03am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 2:11pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 6:53am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 1:26pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 1:19pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 6:43am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 6:57am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 1:48pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 8:29am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 6:38am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 8:33am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 2:41pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 1:17pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 5:34am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 1:24pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 3:23am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 1:21pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 1:45pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 1:36pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 2:56am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 2:47am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 10:30am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 2:06pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 10:02am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 3:00am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 10:50am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 2:35am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 3:13am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 3:10am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 2:37am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 10:06am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 1:07pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 3:08am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2015 @ 1:45pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 1:41pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 5:54am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 1:06pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 11:04am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 8:53am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 12:46pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 1:33pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 12:07pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 3:10pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 1:27pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 6:18am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 11:40am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 8:58am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 9:38am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 10:01am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 7:01am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 11 May, 2015 @ 12:11pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 9:43am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2015 @ 10:17am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 11:58am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 11:38am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 11:38am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 11:03am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 12:32pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 12:00pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 12:33pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 11:18am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 11:28am



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.