...AND BY THE WAY THE FIRST MONKEY WHO LEARNED HE CAN HOLD A STICK IN A RAIN STORM AND MAKE A FIRE STICK, THAT GUY WAS PRETTY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES TOO AS YOU CAN WELL IMAGINE. WELL SO YOU HAVE A CHOICE. YOU CAN DROP THE CLASS, HELL, YOU CAN DROP OUT OF UNIVERSITY, DROP OUT OF SOCIETY, DROP OUT OF LIFE. IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE EH. AND BELIEVE ME, THAT IS NOT. A ROUTE. YOU WANT. TO GO DOWN. IF YOU FOLLOW IT ALL THE WAY DOWN, YOU CAN EXTRAPOLATE THE RESULTS OF A BAD GRADE ALL THE WAY TO GENOCIDE. AND THAT'S NO JOKE.

THAT'S THE BLOODY THING WITH INSTANT COFFEE. IT'S NO JOKE. LIKE- IT'S LIKE YOU DECIDE- OK, SO LET'S SAY YOU TURN IN AN ESSAY AND YOU GET A PRETTY POOR GRADE YOU KNOW, AND YOU FEEL IT'S NOT THE GRADE YOU THINK YOU DESERVED. NOW YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED AN ANOMALY. YOU'VE COME DOWN FROM THE TREES AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT A SNAKE. THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST STICK WILL BE PRETTY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES, MIGHT I ADD, BECAUSE HE'S THE GUY THAT'S FIGURED OUT HOW TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE. AND YOU'RE SITTING THERE LOOKING AT THIS GUY, OK, AND YOU THINK TO YOURSELF, THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS. AND IT BLOODY WELL IS. WELL YOU HAVE A CHOICE...

I’m way to smart for rick and morty. I find the show very lacking in humor that is smart enough for me. Like I already know that “Pickle Rick”is a reference to Plato and his book of knowledge Symposium. It’s pretty obvious. The humor is just not subtle enough for us actually smart people. Those plebeian Rick and Morty fans are clearly not as smart as me, because I have very specific tastes. There is one show however that is smart enough for me, that is Total Drama Island. Since I’m majoring in Philosophy and Anthropology it just was such a great show. The references to Immanuel Kant and John Locke where clear yet subtle and were very funny. I recommend you watch it, that is if you are smart enough to handle it. 😏😏😏. I think an IQ of 435 is the minimum.

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The comment directly below me is mad that I would not give them my L4D 2 cards.