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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 10:25am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 3:25pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 9:37am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 4:21pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:08pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 6:05am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 6:44pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2018 @ 2:13pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 6:55pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 10:49am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2019 @ 8:25pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2019 @ 8:22pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 1:14pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:57pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 1:57pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 3:25pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 5:10pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 6:36pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 5:35pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 6:40pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 1:16pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 5:24pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 4:38pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 2:02pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 1:14pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 9:48am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 4:06pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2018 @ 8:20am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 6:15pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2018 @ 5:00pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 8:47am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2018 @ 6:51am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 8:18pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2019 @ 6:39pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2019 @ 3:23pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:28pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 6:23pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 8:10am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?