Deagle king

-rep going on 30y/o acting like a child. Kicking his superior for him being trash

Okay, bet. Listen up fam, I've got a serious tea to spill. Last night, I was vibin' with my squad on Discord, and one of them dropped some serious cringe. He said he was gonna go simp for his crush on TikTok. I mean, seriously? That's so basic.

I told him to hit up his crush on Snap instead, but he was already gone, probably flexing his Gucci slides and Supreme hoodie. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all about that drip, but you gotta stay woke, ya feel me?

Anyway, I'm lowkey salty about the whole thing. It's like, we're out here trying to live our best lives, but some people are still stuck in 2016. Like, wake up and smell the Capri Sun, we're in a new decade now.

So, long story short, if you're still using TikTok to simp, it's time to delete the app and level up your game. We're zoomers, we gotta stay ahead of the curve. Peace out, y'all.

both of ur dads would be proud of u if they were alive

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

+rep ahhahha