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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 11:47am

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 11:49am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 11:49am

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 8:40am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 12:01pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 1:09pm

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 1:10pm

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 9:05am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 8:49am

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 8:50am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 1:29pm

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 5:18pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 12:53pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2019 @ 8:02am



Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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