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burning.phoneix 26 Dec, 2020 @ 1:21pm 
Should I get Hitman 2? It's 85% off and no longer using Denuvo and I like to reward devs that remove that.
burning.phoneix 15 Aug, 2019 @ 5:50pm 
Very very belated Eid Mubarak bro! I'll get you a Eid present as soon as I'm liquid!
Fett 29 Jan, 2019 @ 3:32pm 
>Eurovision
>In Israel
Wtf man lol
Fett 23 Jan, 2019 @ 6:14pm 
Napoleon - L'Empreur des Manlets
Fett 16 Jan, 2019 @ 8:56pm 
burning.phoneix 3 Dec, 2018 @ 10:20am 
Are you OK, man? Things in Paris look really dangerous.
burning.phoneix 10 Oct, 2018 @ 1:41am 
>Thargoids already control humanity's communications.

https://www.techspot.com/amp/news/76836-elite-dangerous-player-banned-twitter-threatening-thargoids-poem.html

Stay Woke my friend. Jaunita Bishop wuz robbed my the Thargoid deep state
Fett 8 Oct, 2018 @ 5:22pm 
mfw Taika Waititi is confirmed for directing episodes of The Mandalorian tv show

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/212/691/6ad.jpg
Fett 21 Sep, 2018 @ 10:23pm 
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-45605758

Long story short:
>Kenyan film about lesbians is banned
>But judge lifts ban on film for a week so it can qualify for the Oscars (films must have been open minimum of 7 consecutive days to do so)

When I read this story I immediately thought of this gem:
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/229/355/8a9.jpg
burning.phoneix 6 Sep, 2018 @ 3:02pm 
>You telling me not to watch TLJ and me still doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIr0jKWIH4
Fett 1 Sep, 2018 @ 8:17pm 
Fett 31 Aug, 2018 @ 9:35pm 
"On Febuary 28, 1968, the Liberation Radio announced the award of Military Medal 3rd Class to units in Bien Hoa Province for an attack on Feb. 17 and 18 against the 199th Light Infantry Brigade, which resulted in the destruction of seventy tanks and armored personnel carriers, and nine 155- and 105mm howitzers and killed two hundred men of the brigade"

Footenote: Perhaps one reason the VC gave the lowest degree of this particular medal is for this spectacular battlefield victory is because it never happened. When this report was shown to veterans of the 199th LIB [at a reunion], it caused many of the "dead" who were there to erupt in howls of derisive laughter. It is also notable that the figure of "seventy tanks and armored personnel carriers is more than double the total number assigned to the brigade at the time

tl;dr VC claimed a victory that never happened which confused some supposedly dead veterans
Fett 22 Jul, 2018 @ 8:34pm 
burning.phoneix 25 Jun, 2018 @ 3:10am 
I regret to inform you that the Smash Babies are at it again:

https://twitter.com/CEOJebailey/status/1011064620210147328
burning.phoneix 14 Jun, 2018 @ 2:26pm 
...صارت الساعة 12 عندنا يعني

عيدكم مبارك يا حبيبي
:steamhappy::steamhappy::steamhappy:
burning.phoneix 11 Jun, 2018 @ 4:55pm 
RIOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT
burning.phoneix 11 Jun, 2018 @ 3:01pm 
If Erdogan himself doesn't arrive at E3 and announce the release date for Mount and Blade 2 bannerlord I will attempt another coup
Fett 2 Jun, 2018 @ 10:20am 
https://i.imgur.com/cEES0MY.jpg

I know you don't care for X-Wing but please appreciate this craftsmanship

There's apparently another tier above the players that depicts the Shield Gate and has Armada ships in the positions from the movie
burning.phoneix 1 Jun, 2018 @ 6:26pm 
Smashfags: "WE'RE A REAL FIGHTING GAME PLZ RESPECT US!!"
Also Smashfags:"To enter our magical rea- err our tournament you must pay 110$ to enter two games"
Also smashfags:"Btw, we didn't hire anyone to run the pools so do it yourselves, ♥♥♥♥. Thanks for the money"

https://twitter.com/SmashNSplash/status/1002571086725296129
burning.phoneix 31 May, 2018 @ 6:09pm 
A whole bunch of TV channels were duped by a "British Royal family expert" named Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills, who turned out to be a British fanboy called Tommy Muscatello from Upstate New York.

They literally fell for a British Ken-sama:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/british-expert-on-the-royal-family-is-actually-tommy-from-upstate-new-york-1527775859
burning.phoneix 28 May, 2018 @ 2:16pm 
Brozer we kant let ramazan slip us buy witout collecting ebin deen points.

I hab enclused guide to increasing deen using Abblied Mathmetical Analysis :DDD

https://i.imgur.com/U0fcsYt.png
burning.phoneix 18 May, 2018 @ 8:04am 
كل سنة وإنت طيب يا حبيبي

رمضان مبارك
:steamhappy:
Fett 3 May, 2018 @ 10:20pm 
In light of Infinity War's release I feel I must introduce you to its latest meme in the form of an earlier, dated one:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/367/627/de8.png
Fett 23 Apr, 2018 @ 4:31pm 
I didn't know in RA2 you could force the AI to sell all their structures if you're dominating the in-game economy

True Story :pact:
burning.phoneix 13 Apr, 2018 @ 7:14am 
>Havy many Sega and Anime game friends
>"Hey Phoenix you like WW2 and Wargames in general right, try Valkyria Chronicles!"
>mfw
https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8017/7316150122_bdca7a77b1_b.jpg
burning.phoneix 26 Mar, 2018 @ 9:26am 
>Weather twitter account

"Today is a mostly clear day with a small chance of ballistic missiles in the evening....now for sports"
Fett 20 Mar, 2018 @ 12:15pm 
https://i.imgur.com/GFtgJXj.jpg

You and BP should see this
burning.phoneix 13 Mar, 2018 @ 11:24am 
burning.phoneix 7 Mar, 2018 @ 11:26am 
Did you know Finland has their own version of baseball? Does it surprise you that it looks exactly like a sport that Spurdos would invent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RNMgKnwTH4

I was literally just going "beisboll ebin :D:D:D" the whole video.
Fett 5 Mar, 2018 @ 10:29pm 
Well Star Wars: Rebels has officially come to a close, and with it a chapter of the Star Wars saga

I sum up my reaction to the final episodes with the following quote from the great Philosopher-King Jon Jafari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtKkPhzF2cU
burning.phoneix 28 Feb, 2018 @ 8:54pm 
>Wanting to be a degenerate "Crusader Kang"
>Not wanting to be a glorious Jihadi Sultan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFF3F92o_2s
burning.phoneix 17 Feb, 2018 @ 2:02am 
Some dude claims that GRRM is actually answering fanmails from 2011. That's how far behind he is on everything.
burning.phoneix 7 Feb, 2018 @ 8:31am 
Mashallah, the wisdom of Imam Al Ghazali continue to inspire us today as they did during his lifetime:

https://i.imgur.com/zNHjVQK.jpg
Fett 6 Feb, 2018 @ 5:54pm 
Some of the essential listening for the Space X launch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_M3uw29U1U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsVQEMWs6qE

even if it's not a manned mission
burning.phoneix 30 Jan, 2018 @ 12:38pm 
For your Tolkien listening pleasure:

Song of Durin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxfoa23skHg

The King beneath the Mountains:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7JH-I3iJyI

The Fall of Gil-Galad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUPFwrmgLvQ

Lament for Boromir:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F9ADVDSZLw

burning.phoneix 23 Jan, 2018 @ 1:42pm 
New House Stark Motto:

"Is Winter Coming????"
burning.phoneix 21 Jan, 2018 @ 10:12am 
I still think the best Fatwa was the one that said Allah will make your waifus real.
Fett 25 Dec, 2017 @ 10:55am 
https://i.imgur.com/NK9EZnW.jpg

How can one man be so BASED?
Fett 22 Nov, 2017 @ 7:29pm 
burning.phoneix 8 Nov, 2017 @ 7:57am 
Don't worry. I'm completely fine even though the Rocket supposedly went over my house, I didn't notice or hear anything except everyone keeps saying a very loud explosion happened XD
Fett 5 Nov, 2017 @ 8:47pm 
Fett 24 Oct, 2017 @ 1:44pm 
https://i.imgur.com/42xOmxL.jpg

German document comparing turret shapes of tanks to food items
Sandstone 23 Oct, 2017 @ 11:36am 
Ah, 2010, an excellent vintage. Quite the robust meme, isn't it.
burning.phoneix 23 Oct, 2017 @ 9:28am 
Joke: Being a Neo-Nazi in the current year
Broke: Being a Marxist in the current year

WOKE: BEING A NEO OTTOMAN IN THE YEAR ONE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY EIGHT AFTER THE HIJRAH

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMs2ov3VAAAJog1.jpg:large
burning.phoneix 20 Oct, 2017 @ 10:01am 
The only place Sweden aren't cucks is the football field and I guess like half the team is immigrants too.