Steam Community :: Pepe Silvia

Toone 22 May, 2013 @ 9:12pm

>Be 16 In Highschool
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin, very few friends
>New girl in school
>6/10, frizzly hair and really long birdlegs
>Everyone makes fun of her, calling her "Birdy" "Big Bird" "Bird Legs" etc.
>See her at lunch one day all by herself, even I have friends to sit with
>Feel really bad for her
>Build up my courage and sit with her
>We get to talking
>Turns out we have a lot in common
>We keep in touch and eventually begin dating
>Lose my virginity to her, feelsgoodman.jpg
>My new relationship makes me more confident about life
>Begin working out more, eating more properly
>Begin to expand my circle of friends, feel cooler and cooler
>However my gaining in population means my gf begins to drag me down
>Everyone starts telling me "Why are you dating Birdlegs?" or "I can't believe you go out with that Birdy girl"
>Stupidly listen to them cuz I'm an arrogant male teenager
>Decide to break up with her
>Break up with her via text

Toone 22 May, 2013 @ 9:12pm

>We get in a huge fight
>She mentions that she's been there for me since I was a loser
>Blow her off and say I don't like her anymore
>She calls me crying, I have none of it and hang up
>Feel like a boss for dumping the only girl who liked me
>Next day come to school feeling chipper
>Everyone's got their heads hung and looking somber
>Few girls are crying
>Wonder what's going on
>Friend walks up to me tells me "I'm really sorry"
>Sorry about what?
>"You didn't know?" He says somberly "I thought you of all people would've heard first..."
>Heard about what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tell me
>"I thougt everyone had heard...about the Bird"
>Bird bird bird
>Bird is the word
>Don't you know about the Bird?
>Well Everyone knows the bird is the word
>Buh buh oo mao mao buh buh oo mao mao

Toone 6 May, 2013 @ 6:53pm

In Hell's garden

Toone 6 May, 2013 @ 6:44pm

You're the type of people us Fallen Soldiers are trying to fight to get rid of. Anti Gays 2013, Death to the Latino Enemy

Krunchy 6 May, 2013 @ 6:01pm

Join F.S.C.W.G.L! Every Tuesday. Walmart. Wear white ski mask.

Toone 6 May, 2013 @ 3:18pm

I'm an active member of the Fallen Soldiers of Christ's War On Gays and Latinos, we meet every Tuesday at Walmart

XANAX AND CHILL™ 5 May, 2013 @ 5:55pm

you borke the code. Never show off your girlfriend on the internet ANGEL!! YOU BASTARD.
im gonna go cuddle with my waifu pillow now.

Krunchy 23 Mar, 2013 @ 10:07am

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And here is the client Download. You're welcome
http://nw.perfectworld.com/download

Toone 28 Feb, 2013 @ 1:20pm

I heard you have RED (reverse erection disorder), essentially your penis goes inside of your stomach. Kaeru taught me about it, trust me, she's a doctor.