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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 5:29pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2019 @ 10:23pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 12:50pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 5:14pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2019 @ 6:19pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 12:34pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2019 @ 8:24am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 9:17pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 7:39pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 25 May, 2020 @ 7:14am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2019 @ 3:57pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 7:57pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2019 @ 9:38pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2019 @ 10:24am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 4:03pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2019 @ 9:57am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 11:55am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 12:35pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 4:49pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:17pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 10:12pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:12pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59pm



Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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