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Over the next few weeks, we became close. Shared memes, cursed avatars, emotional talks in midnight lobbies. Real bromance stuff.
Eventually, I invited him over for a VR LAN weekend. He said he’d bring Monster Energy and “the good tracking straps.” I thought nothing of it.
When he arrived at my house he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.
Don't trust this guy
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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+rep good teammate
Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng
Yì jiǎn hán méi ào lì xuě zhōng
Zhǐ wéi yī rén piāo xiāng
Ài wǒ suǒ ài wú yuàn wú huǐ
Cǐ qíng cháng liú xīn jiān