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1.2 hrs on record
My life will never change
These days are very strange
Where do we go from here
I shed a single tear

My baby cries, she has her father's eyes
My wife always nagging me
I have no doubt
I hit the streets for company

Left at home, wife and child alone
I don't care, I will go on my own

Dinosaurs are my best friends
Through thick and thin
Until the very end
People tell me, do not prеtend
Stop living in your made up world again
But the dinosaurs, thеy're real to me
They bring me up and make me happy
I wish that the world could see
The dinosaurs are a part of me

At night I feel no pain, I'll never be the same
My wife, she calls to me
Return to us, we need to see
But my love has gone, I want to be alone
And exist in another place
Where dinos play is where I will stay

Left at home, wife and child alone
I don't care, I will go on my own

Dinosaurs are my best friends
Through thick and thin, until the very end
People tell me, do not pretend
Stop living in your made up world again
But the dinosaurs, they're real to me
They bring me up and make me happy
Hold on now, I think I see
A dinosaur wants to play with me
Posted 21 February, 2024.
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1,830.9 hrs on record (1,431.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted 30 April, 2021. Last edited 5 March, 2022.
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211.1 hrs on record (209.5 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted 18 October, 2020.
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