Shlong_Johnson
Glynn   Rhode Island, United States
 
 
Come caga y bebe leche🥜🥜
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Elmer's Finest Vintage 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:54pm 
“We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.” -H.P. Lovecraft, Call of Cthulhu

A single conversation with this man may put your sanity in a condition that would be best described as dubious. He has a soul sucking type of of personality except instead of sending your eternal self to damnation; he sends your IQ to an ablating realm that must be akin to the shadow realm. There is not a noticeable difference between someone who just had a gaming session with this man and a potted plant, except the potted plant can express more emotion due to random variations in its respiration.
Elmer's Finest Vintage 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:54pm 
He should be shipped off to a government black site so that the CIA and other special forces can study him because if these results can be replicated on a mass scale, entire countries, regions, and continents would be able to fall due to the mass ineptitude which is only seen in world governments at this point. I chose this H.P. Lovecraft quote because it is a good comparison to the realization after having a conversation with this man, similar to the feeling of post-euphoric epiphanies.

All of this being said, this man is funny and you need some low IQ talking from time to time to escape the horrors of reality and the constant influx of information around us. Good friend and good man to talk to, 4/5 overall (:
Shack 28 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00am 
mate?
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get dogged
NightFall Jaded 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm 
The guy
Nikozil 13 May, 2021 @ 9:31am 
yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together