This is a Bangladeshi boy to watch out for. when I invited him home, sea seemed to be completely normal. until he pulled out his giant sausage and threatened to rape me if I didn't give him all my CSGO skins. so beware of this unpleasant man.

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, my husband limps because his left leg is an inch shorter than his right leg. What would you do in his case?"
"Probably limp, too", says the doc.
ㅤ* You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
ㅤ* Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.