I sexually Identify as a Dovakiin. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of FUS-RO-DAHing the ♥♥♥♥ out of chickens and crafting endless amounts of iron daggers. People say to me that a person being Dragonborn is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach an iron helmet and dragon scale armor. From now on I want you guys to call me Dragonborn and respect my right to FUS-RO-DAH everything in sight with impunity and allow me to pillage everything in your home with a bucket on your head. If you can't accept me as Dragonborn, Thane of Whiterun, Harbinger of the Companions, Restorer of the Eldergleem, Dragonslayer, Archmage of the Mages College, Thane of Winterhold, Master of the Thieves Guild, Thane of Riften, Thane of Falkreath, Thane of Morthal, Vanquisher of The vampire Morvath, Escaper of Cidhna Mine, Destroyer of the forsworn, Thane of Markarth, Vanquisher of the Wolf Queen, Thane of solitude, Thane of Windhelm, Peacemaker, Conquerer of Whiterun, Conquerer of Solitude/Windhelm, and Leader of the Dark Brotherhood you're a Dovahphobe and need to check your Imperial privilege.