Saint Whiskey ©
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"What's my wife gonna think!? She's a dragon, not a lesbian!"


Howdy there! I love to play video games, along with table top and board games. I love to play D&D (5e) and DM many adventures. If you are interested in playing, hit me up! I'd love to set up an online group.

My favorite quotes from the players in my D&D Campaigns:


Human Fighter (while falling from a cliff): "I roll to dodge above the ground."


Tiefling Warlock (while trying to hear gossip): "Does my tail give me advantage on performance checks?"

The DM (me): "What? Why would it?"

Tiefling: "Well, y'know, it's like a second ♥♥♥♥ right?"

Half-Orc Paladin (who ordered a medium-well steak and received it well-done): "I want to start a Crusade against the elves."

Me: "The elves are apologizing profusely and are offering a new steak for free!"

Paladin (flipping the table): "It's TOO LATE FOR THAT!"

Dwarf Cleric (picking up the unconcious halfling bard): "Can I toss him in my backpack?"

Me: "I mean... He's light enough. Sure."

Cleric (literally throwing him into the pack): "There you go, little buddy. Right next to the copy of Mein Kampf and the severed goblin ass."

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Play some games with me!


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