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1 person found this review helpful
35.2 hrs on record
Tango Gameworks (including Ikumi) knocked it out of the park with this game. The soundtrack, the graphics, and the characters all come together to make this one of the best games I've ever played. And while the combat may be found to be generic to some, the overall experience is absolutely amazing!

Pro tip: Play with Japanese audio and bump that difficulty up to hard. While at times it'll be hard to read the subtitles in combat, you will have a way better experience.
Posted 31 March, 2022.
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0.0 hrs on record
VOID has been nothing but open with the supporters since the pre-alpha and they've stood steadfast with their vision of an incredibly realistic SWAT Team experience.

If there is one game you should feel confident supporting early, it would be this one!
Posted 31 January, 2022.
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32.8 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Been playing this pretty much every night for the past month with a really good friend of mine and it never gets old!

This game has made incredible strides since the Pre-Alpha and I believe that it will go above and beyond its spiritual predecessor.

Can't wait to see the future of this game.
Posted 31 January, 2022. Last edited 31 January, 2022.
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127.6 hrs on record (36.8 hrs at review time)
Seeing Halo knock-out both Call of Duty and Battlefield brings a nostalgic tear to my eye.
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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22.2 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Some people actually have to hack to win at Jelly Bean Takeshi's Castle...

All I have to say to them is:
Who hurt you?

Very good game! Even better with friends!
Posted 24 August, 2020. Last edited 24 August, 2020.
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14 people found this review helpful
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0.1 hrs on record
Ooops I spilled one of my boxes of words...

The Red Terror

The Holodomor

Kazakh Famine

The Soviet Famine

The Great Terror (Great Purge)

Katyn Massacre

Mao's Counter-revolutionary Campaign

The Great Leap Forward

Mao's Cultural Revolution

1989 Tiananmen Square

The Killing Fields (Khmer Rouge)

Venezuelan Super-markets

Vladimir Lenin - "The goal of socialism is communism."
Posted 10 March, 2020.
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326.7 hrs on record (112.7 hrs at review time)
Well I suppose I'll update this review as the games come out!

Halo Reach: Amazing *hello* and *goodbye*.

Halo Combat Evolved: Oww my bones... Legendary... Elites...

Halo 2: Oww My Bones 2: Sniper Alley Boogaloo

Halo 3: *E A R L Y X B O X L I V E V I B E S*

Halo 3 ODST: You guys remember the Vidmaster Challenges?

Halo 4: Was actually way better than people said it was back in the day.
Posted 7 March, 2020. Last edited 25 November, 2020.
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816.3 hrs on record (208.2 hrs at review time)
After playing for awhile a gentleman with an emu puppet started to gain traction in Australia and then I understood true fear...

It's a good game.

1936/1945
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
REVIEW

PAID MODS DONE RIGHT!

I know plenty of people who were worried about the idea of "Creator DLC" being just another "Skyrim paid mods" Kerfuffle.

Truth is that this addition to Arma is executed perfectly. Beautiful looking models built from the ground up, brand new sounds that are a blast to hear in a fire-fight, and a new terrain that is not only big, but a blast to explore! So far the campaign is an absolute blast and incredibly immersive, despite me not knowing German (subtitles are clear and easy to understand). While amazing, the Addon isn't perfect... I've run into some visual bugs with the equipment and some ambient audio bugs with the older Arma 3 equipment. But that can be fixed with updates and is by no means game breaking.

All together this is an excellent Arma 3 Expansion! Great content that will give the older members of the community some serious nostalgia, and the newer members a taste of Cold War action!

RATING

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑
Posted 29 April, 2019. Last edited 29 April, 2019.
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70.5 hrs on record (29.4 hrs at review time)
Review

Far Cry 5 is one of those sequels that is just similar enough to feel like the previous games, all the while changing material and gameplay just enough to make sure that it doesn't just feel like the previous with a diffrent coat of paint. They kept all the things that made Far Cry 3-4 fun and changed the stuff that made the other games feel like a grind. The only real complaint I (and many others) have is the cheap endings. Almost makes you feel cheated, like everything you did was for nothing.

Rating

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑
Posted 6 April, 2018. Last edited 9 April, 2018.
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