Hello, I am currently 22 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On January 25th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.

Benis.

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