Recent reviews by Azalea

0/10 i have no balls to slap

Unturned is a well-designed game with a long history since Unturned 2.0 and Deadzone.
Unturned 3.0, or this current version, made several leaps in polish from Unturned 2.0. It has since hit the ground running with an active playerbase, a strong modding community, consistent updates and more. It offers a wide, effective suite for custom content such as mods, maps, servers, videos. The game is still rough in multiple areas however it is a strong improvement from previous iterations. It is a fun game overall that is actively maintained.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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I love this game, its DLC is also amazing! Absolute Indie classic when you mention 8 bit king games

no players anymore

this makes me quake like what the ♥♥♥♥ is that reference sorry if not helpful this wish matchmakeing is faster odar then that play it for yourself

i love this game i cry why cause it keeps crashing its a big bug thogh guys dont listhen and ♥♥♥♥ me alot cause it keeps you grinding fast eaasyly good!! without money k and and its the best and its intresting cartonny art style and it has part rellistac and part cartonny to keep an equal casuil stay and super hard to think of buying thogh you should support them for more livestreams in game and more then 5 characters tough dont forget it is beta and this is free and not too much space and is team based and everyone livestreaming dont worry 3 against 3 ai good and is it ♥♥♥♥ wan someone you enter a match and everyone was badass and you cant find a match where you can win? dont worry this has channals and servers and people are placed in the most suitable match overall this is amazing tough please please promise devs will fix this problem cause its amazing and i dont want me and anyone else to exeperince this problem and loading screen muh thogh sstill best sport ever

i love htis game 323 only problem is big it keeps crashing please guys you can this do so much better then good

this game is good this make the tetorial not manatorry make it so you switch modes freely and make your own guns