If you've made it here that means at least one of the following:
1) You are alive
2) You are not alive, and are in fact a robot
3) You and I have talked at least once in the past [steam account has existed for] years
4) I tricked you into checking the amount of games I own. BOOM. ROASTED. (sorry)
5) You want to buy me a wishlist game. Awh thanks! :3
6) You have nothing better to do at this very moment. That's fine me neither.
7) huh.
8) I am now dead. In that case remember me for how awesome I was.
10) You are now wondering why 9 is missing. 7 8 it.