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You just got a package from Amazon and it's not even for you, but the driver is a way cool dude and you get to keep the package. He gives you a "hang loose" hand gesture and drives through the golf course at top speed.

You look into the box. It's a box of LED headlights. You try them on your car and get all the complements from the car show enthusiasts. They're cheering for your perfect taste in headlights. They can't get enough. Several guys and girls have taken their shirts off and have thrown them at you to show you their headlights. The crowd is going wild. You tell everyone that you didn't even have to pay anything. They start losing their minds. A fire hydrant gets knocked over. It was the Amazon Driver. Its Eazy E in a '64 Impala with an Amazon logo on the door, and Jeff Bezos is with him. Of course his Impala has angel eyes LED headlights. Everyone is in beach party clothes and is playing in the fire hydrant. It's hot out!

Jeff Bezos walks up to you. Eazy E points his Uzis into the sky at a billboard and writes your name in bullets into the billboard. Jeff Bezos hands you a check and kisses you. You look at the check and it is actually a bill for the LED headlights that were not yours. Jeff Bezos tells you "♥♥♥♥ you, man. Those were not your headlights. Pay up, beeotch." in a calm voice. Eazy E does not like Jeff Bezos' attitude. "Yo, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" Eazy exclaims. The Impala bursts into flames. Eazy E writes your name in bullets on Jeff Bezos' face. The police arrive. You are convicted of disturbing the peace without a hearing. Your rights have been violated. You get into your car, which is a LeCar with Eazy E. You and Eazy E are fugitives of the law.

You're So Funny Bro ... I literally died laughing from that joke. Your joke was so original and complex that the simpleminded might not even understand it. You know what, while I'm laughing at your hilarious joke, I want you to raise my kids and f uck my wife. I'll probably be laughing for the next 22 years so I won't be able to take care of them. I ask you to pull out your 16-inch c ock and insert it into my wife's tight v agina.

Also, you might want to start asking for other people's iq's before sharing this joke with them due to the fact that some people might not get it and get r/woooshed. You know what, I'm going to save this on every device I have to show your kids in the future why I'm not their father anymore.

Anyway, enough of me rambling. I'm going to sign the divorce papers so you can f uck my wife asap and share your superior genes with my bloodline so i can also be somewhat a part of your great legacy.

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